What kind of point of sale system do you use? Because every modern POS system spits out weekly sales in an instant. Calculating 5% of that and writing a check takes less than 30 seconds. This shouldn’t have been hard, no matter how “busy” you claimed to be.

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Reddit got a real big Nextdoor vibe goin' on these days.

Eh, just do a legit underground event in the Jordan Creek tunnel. I went to a BBQ there years back and it was a good time, it definitely had that “insiders only” sort of feel to it

Op is Jacobim Mugatu

All jokes aside. I can't wait to find out more about your fashion show and attend when it's fully staged. Keep us posted

Well, eggs can be slang for testicles so there's that element to it. Also, humans don't usually lay eggs, so it makes Jimmy sound vaguely threatening, as if he's an alien or a monster. Or a giant homicidial anthropomorphic egg, if the sign is anything to go by.

Why are you so nosy?

Planning your Royal Rumble party?

Not. For. Long.

https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/local/buc-ees-springfield-missouri-location/63-c6381f6e-9277-4056-ae2f-af7f9d863251

Check with the Pythian Castle!

Or ask a Commerial Realtor if they have any clients that are able to rent out their warehouse for a night. The owners are making zero money with it sitting vacant or up for sale and they might be willing to allow a night's rental or maybe even a few days so that you can set up, tear down, and clean up.

Mud lounge! Their are picnic tables out back with heat lights too.

I’ve noticed Walmart usually gets new drinks a few days before gas stations here. I’d try north side Walmarts tomorrow or the day after! I hope I can find some too.

Honestly it is. Bucc-ees is coming to Springfield in a year so they want the residents to recognize it.

You can get a great haircut at when you book at Thesanfranciscobarber.com make sure you ask for Dejon The Barber when you get there

Midnight Rodeo

brent rambo gif

Better than Daniel's Hashbrown I guess

That is the reason why though. It’s been done with every store that has opened up outside of Texas. If you didn’t know about it before, it makes you ask “why the hell would they put an advertisement for something that far away?”. When the store is nearing completion, it’ll probably say “Next Exit”… or SHOW ME BEAVER!

It's brilliant marketing

Nah don’t rely on me im some dingus :3

I only use an atm maybe once or twice a month. if that. mainly to get quarters for laundry.

I wondered that too. I might call them up tuesday and be like um yall got a call center here but no branch yall make me laugh.

hmm thats a good idea. keep my bank of america for that and use chase as primary. hmmm or just get cash at say walmart when i make a purchase. not hard.

Beauty Factory for sure!!!

your right