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arbitrarytrombone t1_jefgmv0 wrote

Reply to comment by BannedOnClubPenguin in Quick Fix? by ShroomHex

I've actually gotten drug screen and BAT certified (not sure if it's still a valid certification or not but whatever) but it's easier to get caught with bringing fakes in. Most places won't give you a second chance if it's a refusal (not offering a donation after being caught with fake urine). I have had good luck with the goofy jell-o as well as a few people I've heard from.

The collectors know what to listen for, urine coming out of a body has a distinct sound, tests have ranged thermometers, they make you empty your pockets, and some screens can be ordered as observed and they don't have to tell you (though that's usually only when you've failed a test before).

My best advice, if the job is important enough that you 100% have to pass, just take a tolerance break.

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CandyBoBandDandy t1_jeffegc wrote

Reply to Part time job by gnatree

O'reilly accounts recievable has supplemental positions where you can make your schedule. I think the only requirements are you have to work 20hrs a month and you have to work on Saturday a month, 7-11

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Both_Anything1199 t1_jefbrbv wrote

Listen Springfield is a dangerous place with SA happening around MSU all the time. You need to be leaving the door locked at all times. I would install a ring camera at your door as well. Monthly pmt is only like 3.99. Make sure you have pepper spray, and some kind of self defense weapon that can puncture something if needed. I’m not trying to scare you but it could be a “prank” but it could also be exactly what you’re thinking. Protect yourself, always on the phone when you leave or at least pretending.

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lochlainn t1_jefbngk wrote

You won't find anything of note, you'll take the rest of your life attempting it, and won't get anywhere close to finished.

Digging in Missouri is an exercise to try the patience of a saint, or the desperation of a murderer. I can't imagine the amount of work it would take to bury three bodies, even in the best of Missouri soil.

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jake753 t1_jefb99y wrote

Reply to Part time job by gnatree

Look around at Bass Pro or O’Reilly’s distribution centers if you don’t mind more physical labor

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