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Cloud_Disconnected t1_iz5px1q wrote

"Remember to burn your trash in your BBQ grill on Tuesdays and Thursdays only."

"Try to keep the number of gutted vehicles on blocks in your front yard at four or fewer--more than that is considered unsightly."

"If your neighbor experiences the loss of a loved one, why not bring them over a freshly-cooked batch of meth? They will appreciate it!"

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Citizenchimp t1_iz5l73x wrote

First time I ever heard of or saw one of these was in Oklahoma City on a nonstop LA to Springfield drive. My co-pilot and I were delirious from the all-night drive and were looking for somewhere decent to stop for breakfast that wasn’t fast-food. I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me when I saw a sign for a Twin Peaks themed diner in the middle of fucking Oklahoma! Too cool! All of a sudden I was ravenous for hot black coffee and cherry pie. I couldn’t wait to be surrounded by red velvet curtains and cryptic menu items; all while jiving to hypnotic acid jazz music. We pulled in, and as soon as we stepped through the door, I got the joke. Felt pretty silly. The coffee wasn’t bad, and our server was nice in the way she said we weren’t the usual clientele she was used to.

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