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Ill-Difficulty-9517 t1_j92wtep wrote
Reply to comment by osmlol in Vince McMahon Wants $9 Billion for His WWE Wrestling Media Empire by Sisiwakanamaru
100% this. HHH has made the product much more exciting than it had been.
DM_ME_UR_AREOLAS t1_j92wciz wrote
Reply to comment by chainmailbill in Vince McMahon Wants $9 Billion for His WWE Wrestling Media Empire by Sisiwakanamaru
Of course, but we're talking worldwide. Not in the US.
Magnet5150 t1_j92w1n6 wrote
Idk people think he's funny I guess
Hawkbats_rule t1_j92vz9a wrote
Reply to comment by Spinwheeling in Variety Emmy Predictions: The Last of Us, Andor and Wednesday predicted by thetrilogy911
>assuming he isn't in too many episodes to be counted as a guest actor
Might actually be a good thing for serkis, since he then wouldn't be competing with the last of us crew, instead going up for supporting actor, which currently feels like a weak category outside succession.
JubalHarshaw23 t1_j92va5n wrote
Reply to comment by 903tyler in Vince McMahon Wants $9 Billion for His WWE Wrestling Media Empire by Sisiwakanamaru
Or Elon Musk, backed by the Saudis.
Khend81 t1_j92urnh wrote
Reply to comment by smokeyjay in Vince McMahon Wants $9 Billion for His WWE Wrestling Media Empire by Sisiwakanamaru
Nah I get it, I just can’t put myself in the minds of the people who contributed in 2022 to making candy crush 1.2 billion dollars.
It lost my interest after about a day or two over a decade ago. It’s wild that people are still shelling this ridiculous amount of cash out to a game that is basically identical to a multitude of free alternatives
xyzzyzyzzyx t1_j92ulgk wrote
Reply to comment by bros402 in Why don't the other networks promote their shows the way NBC does ? by vanillathebest
Hashtag Funeral Home Life ✌️
smokeyjay t1_j92uh8n wrote
Reply to comment by Khend81 in Vince McMahon Wants $9 Billion for His WWE Wrestling Media Empire by Sisiwakanamaru
Because an investment is judged by how quickly someone can get a return on their investment. Candy crush made 1.2 billion this year alone and is still growing. It turned out to be a great investment as they investment has paid back well over 6 billion.
I could sell a literal piece of shit but if ppl are willing to pay $100 for it, then thats how much its worth.
HappyAndProud t1_j92u4z1 wrote
If they could just move it to individual TV shows and have it play a random episode. That would actually be useful!
Khend81 t1_j92tzbm wrote
Reply to comment by smokeyjay in Vince McMahon Wants $9 Billion for His WWE Wrestling Media Empire by Sisiwakanamaru
I don’t think anybody is questioning that it has made that much, as much as they are trying to question how the hell something so simple and useless can be worth so much money
PermanentSadness t1_j92txpl wrote
It's so weird to bet on shows or seasons that didn't even come out yet.
Tyster20 t1_j92siij wrote
Reply to comment by TheGlave in Netflix Quietly Drops Its ‘Surprise Me’ Shuffle Button by Captain_Smartass_
It'd be more useful for individual tv shows where you can't decide which episode to put on.
Armins_CopyOf_Swank t1_j92sdgr wrote
Can anyone get a star?
Can we honour Mr. Belding?
Or Penn Badgley?
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Reply to comment by TheGlave in Netflix Quietly Drops Its ‘Surprise Me’ Shuffle Button by Captain_Smartass_
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ReoRahtate88 t1_j92rxrx wrote
Reply to comment by Delicious-Tachyons in Netflix Quietly Drops Its ‘Surprise Me’ Shuffle Button by Captain_Smartass_
Money heist was excellent in the first two seasons!
mackinoncougars t1_j92rvwv wrote
Reply to comment by TheMicMic in Netflix Quietly Drops Its ‘Surprise Me’ Shuffle Button by Captain_Smartass_
Because it denotes the company did it without a press release or notifying customers. Quietly is a succinct way to denote it without using up words in a headline where word count matters.
AutomaticDesk t1_j92rpge wrote
Reply to comment by sloppyjo12 in Netflix Quietly Drops Its ‘Surprise Me’ Shuffle Button by Captain_Smartass_
And yet it was a button on the first screen you see when you open the app!
Magnatux t1_j92quwn wrote
Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Netflix's 'Surprise Me' button. As we reflect on an unremarkable life, we cannot help but wonder: is its passing the surprise we hoped for?
The 'Surprise Me' button was introduced with much fanfare, promising to revolutionize the way we idly eat thousands of pounds of food. It was supposed to be the answer to all of our indecisiveness, our inability to choose what to watch, and our insatiable desire for novelty. But alas, it was not to be.
Perhaps the 'Surprise Me' button was too ahead of its time, too avant-garde for our primitive minds. Or perhaps, it was simply a bad idea from the start. We may never know for sure. Somewhere between the four titles you just scrolled through and something you've already watched lay the disappointment at the core of the experience. What we do know is that it did not live up to its promise.
Oh, 'Surprise Me' button, we hardly knew ye. Your lackluster existence may have been forgettable, but we will always remember the hope that you represented. The hope that someday, someone will invent a button that can truly surprise us, that can truly change our lives.
Rest in peace, 'Surprise Me' button. May the next step in the money-grubbing, corrupt degradation of streaming be something that will surprise us more than a 'target my views to benefit Netflix' button.
P.S. - Please take Spotify's shuffle algorithm with you.
chainmailbill t1_j92qo68 wrote
Reply to comment by DM_ME_UR_AREOLAS in Vince McMahon Wants $9 Billion for His WWE Wrestling Media Empire by Sisiwakanamaru
Nah the “sport” of wrestling is a joke, but it’s far more popular (and therefore profitable) than association football in the US, which is the world’s largest economy.
s3rila t1_j92qly0 wrote
Reply to comment by Rydahx in Ice-T Honoured with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame by aivonette
so he can evolve into Water T
chainmailbill t1_j92qeyf wrote
Reply to comment by SFHalfling in Vince McMahon Wants $9 Billion for His WWE Wrestling Media Empire by Sisiwakanamaru
The WWE is much better known than Manchester in the world’s largest economy, which probably counts for something
Hawklet98 t1_j92qe5m wrote
Reply to comment by East_Pianist9042 in Vince McMahon Wants $9 Billion for His WWE Wrestling Media Empire by Sisiwakanamaru
I honestly can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic and writing stuff a typical American MAGA idiot might believe or if you’re just being yourself. If it’s the former that’s a spot on impression. And if it’s the latter you’re inadvertently supporting dpjg’s argument.
afedbeats t1_j92qdx2 wrote
I do like that it gives more credibility to the depth and detail that a video game story can have, more than enough to support a full dramatic show in the right hands with the right cast. It will probably win a good amount of awards so that’s about its peak but it’s not going to be revolutionary in the TV space like GOT, BB, or even TWD was just because streaming is different than TV audiences and the range of available options.
Jebediah_Johnson t1_j92pnpf wrote
Its okay. I quietly dropped Netflix anyways.
ghostgnome t1_j92xabc wrote
Reply to comment by gmoney88 in Netflix Quietly Drops Its ‘Surprise Me’ Shuffle Button by Captain_Smartass_
Recommendation algorithms seem to be widely designed to take away as much individual choice as possible. Just nonsensical sorting that leaves both users and creators confused.