Submitted by tobleroned t3_yadm8m in tifu
So it turns out I’m a complete idiot. I have a kink for ball play and pain and my mate bought a bottle of pepper spray for self defence. And smart me thought it would be a good idea to have him spray my groin. He sprayed my groin and I immediately vomited 3 times and spent the next 30 minutes in the foetal position in the shower with cold water running over me. I am currently curled up in bed and my entire upper thighs to belly button are red and burning. The pain comes in intense horrible waves. TLDR/ I’m an idiot who didn’t think a very strong and obviously painful self defence weapon wouldn’t cause excruciating pain on the most delicate part of my body
Edit: people seem to be wondering if my friend was a consenting partner in this. Believe or not I did not just ask him to pepper spray my nuts with no context provided. He is well aware of my kinks