Submitted by Artistic-Resolve3493 t3_yuq4vm in tifu
A little background info: 18F here and my family all shares 1 bathroom to shower. My parents are super strict when it comes to relationships and such.
Long story short I was doing my thang in the shower and left my dildo in the bathroom. It was completely out of my head so I didn't pick it up when I left the bathroom. My dad took a shower after me and that's when I realized the fucking dildo is still in there. I ran back into the bathroom and it's GONE. When I tell you my heart dropped to my ass... Maybe if it were my mom that found it I would feel a little less embarrassed, but MY DAD???? bro.
How am I supposed to get it back? Matter of fact what do I even do in this situation?? I feel like ripping my hair out of my head yall. I gotta face him at the dinner table too. Dawg I feel like I've committed a crime.
TLDR: Dad found my dildo in the shower. help
[UPDATE] woke up to see my dildo on my nightstand yippee!!!!
let me address some things:
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It was a small 6 incher silicone suction dildo so pls stop asking me about the size.
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No, (to my knowledge) my dad did not lick, sniff, or Use my dildo!! Stop drilling that into my head!!!
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Dinner was normal. We talked like nothing happened just 30 minutes ago. I'd rather that be the case than vomit the food out from embarrassment.
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Clearly, a large number of you don't know what its like living with POC parents. I know I didn't touch on it too much but if I explicitly said "my parents are super strict", wouldn't that give you a hint that I can't simply ask for it back. DAMN
And to the grown 30+ year old men in my dms, leave me alone!!! I'm fresh outta highschool and you're old enough to be my dad! What makes you think I wanna get down with a dad after experiencing this WITH MY OWN DAD!!
Reading the comments is giving me a brain aneurysm but honestly what was I excepting from reddit. Nonetheless, I'm glad some of you are getting a good laugh out of my fuck up.