Submitted by ChumChumZel t3_yzut0w in tifu
I cant believe I'm writing this right now...
A couple of minutes ago I asked my husband a simple favor...to bring me some nuts with Tobasco on it (I am a big fan of Tobasco and we recently bought a good nut mix)
A couple minutes later he walks in laughing with... You guessed it... His nuts in a bowl WITH TOBASCO ON IT.
He initially thinks he is being very funny, but I've been on the subreddit for long enough to know exactly what happens when spicy sauce gets in touch with you no no area and tell him to get in the shower to wash it all off (I'm obviously laughing in complete astonishment, I'm no rock) He claims he is not feeling anything and it's all okay.
A couple of seconds go by and he walks back into the room with a shocked face, telling me it's really bad.
He got in the shower trying to wash it all off and also demanded a bowl of milk to dip them in (I doubt this works but I wasnt going to fight with a man in pain)
At the end somehow I am to blame because "I knew what I was doing when I asked for a bowl of nuts with Tobasco on it".
I promise, I married a smart man but I don't know who this guy is.
I got my actual nuts with Tobasco on it, in a new clean bowl, and eating it as I'm typing this, so all is well again... in my world at least.
TLDR, TIFU for asking my husband to bring me a bowl of the nutmix we just bought with some Tobasco on it and he gave me his nuts with Tobasco on it.
Edit: I want to sincerely apologize to everyone I offended with my misspelling of Tabasco (I will never make this mistake AGAIN) and for my formatting, I hope you feel like your soul can rest in peace now.