TL;DR: Today I (47M) fucked up by orgasming so hard I forgot where or when I was with my girlfriend’s (33F) help.
So I was spending a lovely evening with family and had just finished a meal of leftover Turkey from the night before. Family left to go do a family thing and me and the gf were left to our own devices for a few. What does one do in a rare moment of privacy over a holiday weekend with an empty house? Gf is on her period and we did not think it the wisest decision to turn my sister’s guest room sheets into a crime scene so oral would have to suffice. I should preface this with a few minutes prior I had stood up from the floor and gotten a little light headed. This is relevant momentarily.
My girlfriend is amazing and a total champ. I was taking my sweet time coming to completion, but she stuck with me until I crossed the finish line. After that, I don’t remember much.
The next memory I had was getting in my truck to go to the ER. I don’t remember changing my pants or putting my shirt back on. I don’t recall having any conversation that would make her suspect I wasn’t alright. I faintly remember a phone call with my sister (family practice doctor), but I don’t remember what we talked about. I can remember a few bits and pieces. I felt a little bit like it was all a dream.
Currently sitting in the ER waiting for a room. I feel ok now. Slight headache. Blood sugar is a bit high, but not alarming. Blood pressure ok. Trying not to freak out about how much this is going to cost even with insurance, but whatever it costs, it’s better than being dead. Mostly just typing this up so I stop notifying friends one by one via text where I am. I feel ok. Just waiting on the doctor’s diagnosis.
Also, no idea what to tell my family or friends about how exactly I ended up in the ER. My sister being a doctor will be able to see through any medical BS.
Update: doctor said my brain was ok. No stroke. Transient Global Amnesia.