Submitted by scoobledooble314159 t3_z5t8qp in tifu
My new husband and I had to move in with my parents unexpectedly 2 days after saying "I Do". Its been pretty stressful and my sleep is all messed up, so its midnight and Im doom scrolling. So I went to the kitchen to make mac n cheese like 20 min ago. Mom and dad had music blasting outside, laughing, whatever. This is nothing new for them. They were drinking at a friends house and came home tipsy. I looked out the door to tell them its super loud and turn it down, and I saw them FULL FRONTAL NAKED getting out of the pool. I left my Mac n cheese in the microwave and ran to my bedroom like a traumatized child. My husband is dead asleep and I am SO HUNGRY AND NAUSEOUS at the same time.
If you need me, I'll be bleaching the sight of pubic hair and paternal peen from the folds of my brain.
Happy Thanksgiving.
TL:DR : I caught my parents getting out of the pool naked and saw it all while microwaving mac n cheese.
Edits:
- We are American. Americans don't like family nudity. We avoid it at all costs once the kids can comment/remember your genitals. My parents would have a worse reaction if the roles were reversed. "The talk" consisted of a video from the library and "any questions?" for crying out loud.
>>A. My husband mentioned finding underwear on the floor and my mother is mortified. See? It's not just me.
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The music was concert-level loud. I was more concerned for the neighbors. They have little ones who need to sleep.
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Yes I know how lucky I am. This was more satirical than anything. Yes I know I'm being dramatic. Issa joke. But also... see #1.
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Most importantly... the mac n cheese was already made. Americans just celebrated Thanksgiving and we have a lot of left overs. The mac n cheese in question was made with shell pasta and a combination of manchego, sharp cheddar, and another cheese I can't remember. Mom topped it with a home made combination of seasonings and panko bread crumbs. I was reheating it.... as one does with a microwave.