Submitted by MikeyBonbon1988 t3_z9nsci in tifu
.... Ok so this is going to be a bit wild but omg I swear on my life it's true
My girlfriend and I (Yue for the post) made plans to meet for lunch on her lunch break at work at our favorite local coffee shop because she had a BIG suprise for me.
Long sorry short I went about my day and near the time we were ment to meet I made my way to the coffee shop.
I walked in and saw Yue at the counter ordering
I stupidly decided to walk up and do what I normally do put my hands around her waist Lean down and give her a kiss on the cheek.
As you can all guess where this is going You're exactly right
She durned around in horror and I got the biggest slap in the face.
.... So now it's me basically on my knees begging for forgiveness trying to get the words out explaining what had happened.
Needles to say the cops were called and I was being treated as a molester.
(For some information I'm a big guy. I'm 6'3 fairly muscular and Yue is this petite 4 ft 9. Chinese girl) so you can see how really bad the situation is.
The cops took me outside and they're questioning me. They think I'm a pervert. The woman inside is crying, screaming and pointing at me.
Thank god they let me text yue who was running late work issue.
She got there and the cops got a huge laugh out of the thing. The girl I accidentally groped saw how similar they were and it all got let go.
My girlfriend wasn't mad. She thought it was funny and she's been making fun of me non-stop for the last 24 hours.
So yeah I've never doing that again.
Oh and the surprise she had for me she found a pair of shoes I had been trying to find for a while and bought them for me.
Tldr Met my girl at a coffee shop. Thought it was her. It was not got slapped got the cops
Edit: a few people asked to see the sms exchange between Yue and I.... Yah here it is