Submitted by Lonely_Magician_4656 t3_z9v9hu in tifu
So normally I don’t use the restroom at work. If I have to shit I’ll just drive home on my break and come back. That’s because I need to use wet wipes after and I need to take my shirt off. Well today I couldn’t wait for my break so I rushed in. No problem, when this happens I just grab a paper towel and run some water over it. So I get done and reach for the paper towel and what would you know I fucking forgot it. No problem, this bathroom is a ghost town, everybody uses the one near the front of the office. I can just waddle to the sink real quick and grab one. So I say fuck it and rush to the sink. Mission accomplished. But as soon as I started going back to the stall of course someone walked in. As I’m shirtless, pants to my ankles holding a wet paper towel. He could’ve just laughed it off but no the guy fucking screams. Now I’m back at my desk waiting for the inevitable stares once his version of events spreads around the office. So yeah this is why I don’t shit at work.
TLDR: Took a shit at work, went to grab paper towels. Co-worker saw me naked.