Submitted by IMightJustQuit t3_zbehh1 in tifu
A few days ago I (19m) started working at Adult World. My first job ever. I shared the news with a few friends, but decided not to tell my family because I was convinced my parents would not approve of me working at a sex shop. Little did I know that my sister was hooking up with one of my friends behind my back. Needless to say, my sister eventually found out about my job. In an attempt to embarrass me, she showed up at the store while I was working. Mission accomplished. I was embarrassed. To add insult to injury, she acted like a customer and asked me for information about random sex toys she pretended to be interested in. I played along because the manager was keeping an eye on me. For the record, siblings of the opposite sex should never touch the same butt plug, especially if there's eye contact.
When my sister was done playing games, I begged her not to tell our parents. She promised. I should've stopped running my mouth at that moment, but I had to know who talked. I made her tell me, which pressured her to come clean about her relationship with my friend. She got upset and left. The following day, aka yesterday, my mom appeared in the store. Of course my sister didn't keep her mouth. Probably out of spite. My mom wanted to know why she had to find out from someone else about my job. I said I didn't think she would approve. My mom said she approved, as long as I could get her a discount. The fuck, mother. I thought she was joking until I had to bag some of the products she literally purchased.
If my dad shows up as well, since it seems to be a family thing, then I might fucking fire myself.
TL:DR Got a job at a sex shop. Wanted to keep it a secret from my family. Failed. My sister visited me at the shop. An obvious attempt to embarrass me. She succeeded. Next to show up was my mom, who actually bought sex toys with my mandatory assistance.