Submitted by GingerFoxii t3_zcuksr in tifu
So my (26M) girlfriend (27F) has been watching this popular show for about a while, and she absolutely loves one of the characters of the show. She loves him so much to the point where she quotes him randomly or searchs up compilation such as "top 5 most savage moments of x character".
Anyways, I thought it would be a good idea to spice up things in bedroom a little, as lately we've been too busy with work to have 'fun' as we used to before. Therefore I thought it would be a good idea to cosplay such character. I mean, she really enjoys him a lot, so it would definitely make sense for him to bring some excitement to the bedroom. Besides we all have that little fictional crush we wanna, or wanted to smash at some point. So why not?
I searched up for costumes online, tho thankfully his fit is relatively simple. I was careful enough to make sure the costume would arrive while she wasn't at home.
My plan worked out perfectly till then. My girlfriend was at work, my package was home, I just had to set up the mood, so I decided to send her a message saying "I have a surprise for you, be ready for the best night of your life" or something along those lines, followed by obvious suggestive emojis. From her reply I could tell she was down for it too.
So night time comes. I was already waiting in our room. Candles lit in different spots of the house, leading to our bedroom. I heard the keys opening the door and I just knew the show was about to start. I felt so excited and I couldn't wait for her to meet her surprise upstairs. But when she reached the bedroom, shit just started to go down.
She opened the door and her face instantly turned into a horrified one. She started yelling at me and saying that I was a pervert, that I couldn't be serious about what I was doing, and that it was the most disgusting joke she's ever seen. I tried telling her it wasn't a big deal and that I could just take it off, but she ended up leaving the house and saying she was going to a friend's.
Now I'm just laying in my bed. She won't answer my messages or calls, and I'm honestly a bit embarrassed to tell anyone, so I'm just typing it here. The character in question was Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Was it really that bad?
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TL;DR I dressed up as Stewie Griffin for my girlfriend to spice things up in our bedroom and she got mad at me, leaving the house and now ignoring my texts and calls.