Submitted by Omylanta21 t3_zklv6k in tifu

TIFU by trusting Pinocchio by del Toro and my kids

Never could convince my 9 - and 7 year old to watch the original or even the new Disney version of Pinocchio.

It's a gorgeous film. The cinematography is phenomenal. The songs are great.

I don't want to ruin it for those who have not seen it, but there's a reason it's called "Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio."

We should have thought ahead. We should have given like half a second of thought more.

Of course, he'd go with the original story of Pinocchio.

Dead kid. Nazis. Another dead kid. Like, a LOT of dead kids. I mean, God damn. This movie.

Of course they would.

I even TOLD my husband it may be a bad idea for the 7 year old. He said it'd be "more whimsical" than scary. It's a great movie. Fantastic even.

But my husband was dead wrong. Visually, holy God the horror. I may have nightmares.

There is no "Got no Strings on Me" in this version. My 9 year old adores it. My seven year old.....will never recover.

TL;DR: assumed del Toro's Pinocchio would be just whimsy. We were dead wrong. Multiple children type dead wrong.

Edit: as this post gains what seems like popularity, I'd like to add some context.

My 9-year old is all about horror. She loved the first installment of IT, the new Chucky movie.

My 7-year old prefers fantasy, like Willow, Lord of the Rings, and comedy like the Simpsons.

This created an interesting opportunity to explain to my oldest some things she didn't understand- like the indoctrination of Nazi youth by their parents. It provided a viewpoint not many have covered and I appreciated the opportunity for her to make the connections she did.

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