Submitted by Mainlinemisload t3_zompmb in tifu
So this was actually yesterday.
The wife and I finally found good Thai food since moving to our current city. Seeing that we are lovers of spicy food, we both opted for a 7 spice level on a 1-9 scale. Finished dinner and promptly went upstairs to get ready to wind down.
Fast forward 15 minutes and we are in the bed getting handsy. My wife so graciously pleasures me and all is good…..until I feel my penis starting to burn. The oil from the food and chilies were still very present in my wife’s saliva and my little guy is ON FIRE!!! The pain gets so excruciating that I had to take my bedside glass of water and proceed to dip my worm in as if I was fishing for a large mouth bass…no pun intended.
TIFU by eating spicy Thai food, immediately receiving fellatio, and setting my dick ablaze; TL;DR