Submitted by Technical_Law_4226 t3_zt0518 in tifu
My (36m) wife (33F) and I have been together for 20 years, and married for 5 of those years. A while ago I started working away from home, and thought it would be funny to get one of those “clone-a-Willy” kits at the gag gift shop, to kind of “keep my spot” at home. The making of the mold ended up being a funny a story all itself, and in the end, I was surprised at how similar it ended up being to the real deal. I felt good about it, my wife thought it was great, she even sent photos of herself with it. Well Some time passed, and it came out less often, but all of the sudden it went missing. I’ll admit sometimes we haven’t been the best at putting our sex toys back in a safe place, but it’s not like it grew legs and left the room! Losing a sex toy in the house with kids 10 & 13 is one thing, but an exact copy of your penis going missing is giving me a heart attack. We’ve looked everywhere in our room and house, and I try to tell myself, maybe it ended up in the trash, but when I think about the worst case scenarios I feel like vomiting. If you are thinking about getting one, they are great, but for the love of Pete lock that shit up in a good spot!
TL;DR Today I freaked out after losing a copy of my penis
Edit : my wife at the time was 14, when I just turned 16 she asked ME out, and we’ve been together ever since. I have asked her a few times throughout our relationship about the age gap, and she always replies with, there’s no one else. But I understand the concerning math TY
Edit #2 - OK people, my wife asked me out AFTER her birthday, but BEFORE mine, she was 14 years old while I was 16. We are 2.5 half years apart in age, and will have been together 20 years late NEXT month. If you read above I expressed age gap concerns to her early on, we felt it was within reason, and obviously made a good call, but feel free to carry on concerning
- the word is MOULD, another TIFU by posting the word mold and my penis In reference to each other