Submitted by Mdownsouthmodel92 t3_zueaas in tifu
Actually happened today. Mandatory forgive my formatting; I am on mobile.
Hubs has no problem lasting, but I do engage in some BDSM/female domination with him and I loooove giving him long, slow, tease sessions. Sometimes I’ll trick him into thinking I’ve lubed him up properly for a great HJ but a few minutes later he’s numb and realizes I can playfully torture him for hours.
Well, last night we had a hot session as one does at the end of a long week and we are recovering from some illnesses we’ve been spreading around back and forth for like a month. Here’s where I F’d up: I left this ejaculation delay cream out on the nightstand.
Flash forward to this morning. My mom was helping me wrap presents in my bedroom and decided her hands were dry from this Arctic blast we are all feeling in USA/CAN. I’m still wrapping and thinking nothing of it as I hear her rub her hands together with what I assumed was my lotion.
Nope. A few minutes later my mom is panicking as her hands start feeling numb asking me to get her medical treatment ASAP.
I looked over, immediately realized what she had done, panicked and had to explain to her, “uhhh Mom… this isn’t normal lotion. It’s a numbing cream.”
She says “why the hell did you need that in your bedroom?”
Me… blank stare. “Just read it mom. We aren’t having issues… it is just fun to really… prolong things.”
Bottle reads: STA ERECT. “Delay cream cream for men. Decrease sensitivity for extended play. Maximize performance and partner satisfaction. Delay the onset of orgasm.”
You could have heard a pin drop. Her jaw dropped for a few seconds before dying of laughing. I sheepishly joined in.
TLDR: left my husband’s ejaculation delay cream out on my nightstand; my mom’s dry hands cause her to need lotions; mom panicked and thinks she’s having a medical emergency until I explain to her that she didn’t use hand lotion, but a penis sensitivity reducing cream.
Edit for all those asking, I missed out on a huge affiliate marketing scheme but here is the link to the lotion:
Sta-Erect Delay for Men - 2 Oz. - Boxed https://www.walmart.com/ip/117029611