Submitted by CanHistorical6434 t3_zzqsan in tifu
TIFU by completely misunderstanding male anatomy
This happened to me (25F) yesterday. My male partner had made some kind of movement to put his little hanging friends in a bad position. After making some loud noises and readjusting he said something along the lines of: "you'd think I'd know how the handle them they've been hanging for 30 years"
Well me, thinking I was very clever, said "well, only really since high school. When did yours drop?" He burst out laughing and I still didn't understand because I had always heard of it being referred to as a males ball's dropping.
FYI that does not happen, and apparently men find the idea of them just popping out one day hilarious. I suddenly sympathise with the men who don't understand periods.
I got about 5 minutes of straight laughter and am sure he will bring this up many times in the years to come.
TL:DR - I thought men's testicles were inside the body and dropped out during puberty, they don't.