Submitted by thekrismew t3_10n8muk in tifu

On my phone, english is my first language but I'm bad at it, all those things.

My ma and I have been eating a lot of burgers recently, getting rid of meat before it goes bad. We don't typically have beef in the house, we use ground turkey. It basically tastes the same with the right spices. I have a little body malfunction that makes it hard to digest rest meat. It will result in extreme abdominal pain, lethargy and a few other things. Not something to mess with if the burger isn't worth it. (Don't judge me, I'll take the risk for one specific burger.)

Apparently my ma had bought some beef a while back and hadn't told me. It'd been buried in the deep freeze like everything else. She found it, decided to make burgers again with the plan of taking one to work. She did not tell me this. I was in the next room. She left the second buger on the counter and went to her room, didn't say a word. Of course I thought she left it for me!

When she came out later to no second burger, she thought the dog ate it. I'm not gonna let my fluffy homie take the fall so I told her I did, I thought she made it for me like every other time. She went pale and informed me of the mixup. My happy burger time was abruptly cut short by dread. There's not much I can do at that point besides wait.

And waiting I am. It's been ten hours. There's no way I'm getting any sleep tonight with how bad this is.

TL;DR - I made an impulse decision and my doctor won't be happy.

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Sad_Question_7254 t1_j6afiri wrote

Update?

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thekrismew OP t1_j6akpbc wrote

Glad you asked!

UPDATE: The stress on mt body triggered an early menstrual cycle. Now I'm in triple the pain!

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Sad_Question_7254 t1_j6aqqwz wrote

Not the best advice, but do you have a hot water bottle? It should help ease the pain if on your stomach or between your thighs.

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thekrismew OP t1_j6az8q4 wrote

I'll be okay :)) Have some Midol and a heating pad, and plenty of chocolate. Mostly upset because I had plans for making content this week that now have to wait

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[deleted] t1_j67jqz1 wrote

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thekrismew OP t1_j67jtyd wrote

If overdosing on Pepto was an option, I'd be dead by now

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AsparagusFlex t1_j685r6m wrote

If you have black poop in the morning don’t freak out. Pepto does that. If you have black poop a few days later then maybe call the doctor

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