TIFU by getting really drunk and shaving hair off from all over my body.
Well, this happened two days back, but I am feeling the repercussions now. So two days ago, I got really drunk, almost wasted. I went to the toilet to take a piss, and while doing that, I look down there and it was an Amazon rainforest situation. And mind you, I am a hairy guy!
So, my dumb-ass, drunk-fuck mind comes up with a plan to get rid of it! I grabbed my trimmer and started trimming my pubes, but voila, the battery runs out, and my pubes were only half trimmed. So I do the most obvious thing, no, not charging my trimmer. I get a fucking razor and shaving cream and get right back to it. And I was drunk, so just forget my steady and calm hands. I go berserk, I shaved all of it, over and over, until the skin underneath was buttery smooth.
But no, I don't stop there, I get rid of my snail trail, my chest hair, my armpit hair, and of course, my ass hair (that shit is hard to reach there all by yourself)! At this moment, I am the happiest person on the whole god damn earth. Never have I done anything like this before. Completely clean-shaven and all. To top it all, I was very proud that I did all of this dead drunk.
The next day, when I was sober, I realized how badly I had fucked up. I have razor bumps all over my body, the hair has now started to grow, and dear me, it hurts like hell. And my miserable ass has to work, so I can't really lay down naked on my bed as well. The pain is constantly reminding me that I should never really drink again! Without a doubt the worst decision of 2022.
TL;DR: Got very drunk, shaved my pubes (even the ass ones), chest and armpit hair, got pretty bad razor bumps, and the hair growing back is straight painful!
Update: okay, I agree I fucked up and the pain is really bad, but who the fuck reached out to u/RedditCareResources lmao
Also thank you everyone for all the tips. Next few weeks are going to be a ride I never asked for!