Submitted by TheAcclaimedMoose t3_103lfog in tifu
My wife and I both work from home (it's just the two of us in our household), and she just started at a new job a few months ago, and actually just received a promotion two days ago which is awesome.
Anyway, this evening she had a Zoom call with her Boss (and a client of theirs) that I completely forgot about and thought was taking place later than it did...
My wife was working in our living room with her work laptop (which she typically does) and was unmuted on a work call. Granted this meeting was outside of her typical normal working hours). I was in the other room with the door wide open and completely unaware that her work meeting had started, and after my Warzone 2 win I randomly screamed "Oh my god I'm ganna fuckin' cum!" at the top of my lungs for no reason at all because I am just weird and obnoxious like that and occasionally outburst in excitement while playing video games with the bros.
After hearing my wife say "Stop, I am on a work call" followed by a text to me stating that she was pissed and that she was unmuted during my random outburst, I quickly realized that I had f’d up and that she was on an important work call.
I quickly shut the door and I am now writing this feeling absolutely awful about what just happened because her new boss, and their client clearly heard what I had to say.
I typically don't get embarrassed very easily at all tbh, but this is completely different and was a big oof.
TL;DR My wife was on an important work sales call with her new boss after just receiving a promotion and I screamed at the top of my lungs "Oh my god I am ganna fuckin' cum!" while she was unmuted. Complete embarrassment.