I wrote this for an askreddit thread but I figured it was TIFU worthy.
Disclaimer, this happened years ago.
So background, I was on and off homeless for years, from when I was 18 to about 24 or so. Went and joined the military, got an uncharacterized discharge, severe mental issues, needless to say, I had a rough few years, and due to problems I have, understanding social norms is hard. I quite literally had to study to learn what is or is not appropriate to do.
For years how I survived is I would entertain women (sometimes older) and live with them for a period of time, or just stay with them, usually for a weekend or so. They'd buy me groceries and that's how I got by.
So that's the context for this:
So for this chick I met her on either tinder or okcupid or craigslist, whatever I forget. I was about between 19-20 or so (I forget, it has been a long time) and I started chatting with her. I had a system for interacting with women; I would have them drive to me, pick me up, then bring me back to their place for sex. True story, really. I wasn't even a particularly good looking guy - I was a bit overweight but I was funny (to them, apparently) and I was a good talker. Or whatever. Idk dude, I'm a dude Idk why women like what they like.
This one was pretty much like normal, she didn't mind me hanging out at her place for a little bit. Cool, I don't have to sleep outside when it was getting pretty fucking cold. Anyway, we get to her place, do the deed a couple times, she falls asleep, wakes me up horny, etc, then she realizes that she got called into work to handle a couple things. She says that she'll be gone for 2-3 hours and that I can hang out for a bit then she'll drive me back 'home' (to the public library) when she got back if I wanted.
Cool, no problem, I make myself some food.
Well, here's the problem.
Her son comes home.
Dude apparently got dropped off by his father (they were divorced or some shit? idk I barely knew the woman) and he comes in home and he sees me (this kid has to be like, 15-16 years old, really only 4-6 years younger than me at MOST) and he was like, 'uh who are you? A neighbor?'
I basically said, "Yeah, I'm a neighbor and a friend of your mom. What's up?"
He basically acted like it was cool and asked if I wanted to play some Xbox. I accepted and watch him play some cod while he's yelling on mic some legitimately stereotypical cod shit. He told some dude who was being a smartass in lobby that he fucked his mom last night.
An hour or so passes and she comes home.
Then she kisses me in front of him, and the look of utter betrayal on his face.
It haunts me to this day.
If you're reading this my little homie, I'm sorry I fucked your mom.
TLDR: I used to be constantly homeless and had sex for a place to sleep. A woman brought me over to her place, did the deed, stayed at her place while she went to work for a couple hours, her kid comes home unexpectedly, and because I'm autistic and dumb af I make friends with him while he plays cod on xbox telling total strangers he fucked their mom while I legitimately fucked his mom. She came home, he found out and his look of betrayal haunts me to this day.
Edit:
For all of the nastygrams, not really necessary. For all of the PMs asking advice, my most successful platform was craigslist, but I was successful for all of the wrong reasons. For those saying it's fake, I've attached proof below (after this spiel.)
When I was homeless I did a lot of things I ultimately regret. Bodycount on guys isn't something that is normally found upon, but even so to me I think it did a lot of damage that even today I struggle to unpack. I guess a key difference between me and random guys most women hooked up with was that I never really asked or said it was a one time thing - and I meant it. For some reason in my mind I thought the next person was always 'the one' or potentially dating. It burned me many, many, many times. And no matter who good you think you are at talking to people, in the end for dudes online it's a numbers game. I had plenty of women contact me for a craigslist ad, see a picture, and dip - and that's fine.
I hope that one day our social systems are in a place where no one, male or female, has to do what I did in order to survive. To this day I wish it could have been different. But, in the end what I went through meant that I found my now fiance, and we are very happy with one another. So it all worked out in the end, I guess.
Proofs as they are available:
I couldn't find one for this particular incident. I think it was tinder or OKC. I deleted both ages ago, but I have what's below:
https://i.imgur.com/IM0DMoW.png
https://i.imgur.com/WiZhhKG.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/qNCxGjy.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/vzvmMyx.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/XNc4EPk.jpg
(These two are definitely not safe for work)
https://i.imgur.com/jNcRpAD.png
My main draw is that I wrote erotica. One of these comments was left on the story:
