Submitted by RatedPForPoop t3_105p3nm in tifu
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A few days ago my gf (22) and I (25m) showered together. It doesn't happen often, but when it does happen, I make the most of it. I was kissing and touching my gf when I suddenly received a distress signal from my butthole. The message was clear. Number 2 was imminent. Without wasting time, I was out of the shower and on the toilet. My gf prepared to escape the bathroom when she realized what was happening. She never saw me take a dump before. In fact, she's never seen any of her previous partners take dumps. Or so I was told. She managed to avoid it because she never wanted to be THAT comfortable with someone she was sleeping with. Fair enough. However, I had no time to wait for my gf to wash some of the shampoo out of her hair, grab a towel and eventually leave the bathroom. Nature was calling. I had to react.
As soon as my gf saw me turn into a super saiyan on the toilet, she ran out of the bathroom completely naked. That was the last time my gf and I shared the bathroom. She locks the bathroom now. But that's not the worst part. Our sex life is not the same anymore. My gf is struggling to fully enjoy herself in bed because she's associating my pushing out the brownies face with my trying not to cum face. I know how silly it sounds. My gf and I laughed about it at first, but it soon became frustrating for both of us. We argued a few times. In one of our arguments, the most recent one actually, I said it was fucking dumb that she was allowing poop to affect us like this. She cried and said I wouldn't understand how she felt because I've never been in a relationship with a person who was usually too drunk to clean up their own mess in the bathroom or elsewhere.
I knew she had an ex who used to drink a lot, but I had no idea it was that bad. She literally listed all the times she had to clean him up whenever he opened the backdoor in his pants. I got the picture pretty quickly, but I was too scared to interrupt her because she was fired up and pissed off at that point. I awkwardly apologized for not clenching my butthole for as long as possible and promised to work on a new sex face that looked nothing like my constipated face. That made my gf laugh, which also made me laugh. We hugged it out. Fingers crossed I didn't doom our sex life.
Tl:dr Took a dump in front of my gf for the first and last time because now she's unable to separate my constipated face from my sex face, which is making it difficult for her to fully enjoy sex. It also didn't help that my actions triggered a very traumatic experience from her past.