Submitted by Ok-Kaleidoscope-4543 t3_109u6em in tifu
Yesterday, my (20F) closet was raided by my mom without my knowledge. In context, my mom is sort of a clean freak and she likes to clean whatever mess she sees. She saw my closet then decided to clean it. While cleaning, she stumbled upon my plethora of sex toys, with the most notable being a 9 inch dildo and an anal plug. However, I did not notice this until I went to look for it.
Once I discovered that my sex toys were found and taken by mother, I tried my best to avoid being alone with her, at least until she leaves on Friday. But thus, luck wasn't on my side.
Earlier, while I was inncocently chilling in the bedroom, she ambushed me and said we needed to talk. The conversation, as you might have guessed went awkward as fuck with her telling me that she threw out my sex toys and sermoning me that using sex toys will cause illnesses and destroy my body. It ended with her making me promise to the scuplture of Jesus Christ on the wall that I won't ever use sex toys again.
TL;DR: Mom fixed my closet, discovered my sex toys, made me promise to Jesus not to use it again.