Submitted by missionaurora t3_109yzsg in tifu
TIFURH Today I Fucked up REALLY HARD!
I just randomly met a friend that I haven't seen in years, He was with his wife at the mall and I heard from some friends months before that they were expecting.
He's a good old friend from teenager times and as an adult he got a little fat, so my wise mind just told him out loud as the first thing I said...
Woooow "Friend" How long! And good to see that you really is a good companion to "Angela" and are just pregnant as she is and proceed to pat his and her belly o.O
She gave me a serious and deadly look right through my eyes, I could sense her anger I almost felt fear, and before she turned her back to me and keep walking she said.
I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat, really thanks to remind me.
What the fuck was I thinking? Her eyes will haunt me in my dreams.
Wow what a lot of comments, and I know that it was really rude, but to clarify some things.
I know that seens that i'm a huuuge douch but I would NEVER said anything like that if I hadn’t heard she was pregnant.
I knew them both, they started dating when we were teenargers.
we are brazilians, so we are really more tactile in our culture, with kisses on cheeks, long hugs and so on.
And yes my intention was to just congratulations them about the baby that know I know that already is 5 months old. Was a huuuuuuuuuge mistake the way I did that, I really know that, I wish i could just put my head inside the ground like an ostrich.
Lesson learned pals. Lesson Learned.
The woman can be screaming with her belly moving like there's an alien inside and I won't say a word and won't presume that's a baby in there.
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TL;DR
Just met an old friend at the mall, he was with his wife and he had gained some weight since we last met. I knew they were expecting but didn't knew that the baby was already 6 months old and proceed to ask them if they were expecting together.