Submitted by NoFuckingTheCake t3_10av178 in tifu
Yesterday my mom asked me to show her how to create a WhatsApp group on her phone. Her smartphone is brand new and she's new to smartphones. Her previous phone was only capable of doing the bare minimum when it came to communication and she was happy with that. Well, her old phone died recently and her plan was to go back to the early 2000s and find another bare minimum phone, but I was like fuck that, mother... I'm getting you a proper phone that didn't have an annoying cartridge game ringtone whenever it switched on.
I've been teaching my mom how to use her new phone for the past 2 weeks now. She's a slow learner, but she is making progress, which brings me back to the WhatsApp group. I talked her through the process and even showed her how to add someone to the group. I suggested that she add my contact just to demonstrate how simple it was. As soon as she added me to the group, I said well done mom, put my headphones back on, and continued my online gaming session. I must have played for over an hour without checking my phone. When I finally put my controller down, I noticed that I had 28 messages. All in my mom's group.
At that moment I realized I never exited my mom's group or showed her how to un-add me. I thought it would be funny to send a message in the group and inform my mom that I forgot to show her how to remove me. I never sent that message. I was too traumatized. It became clear to me that the purpose of the group was for my mom and her friends to share cake ideas. Specific cake ideas. Based on the messages I saw, my mom wanted a cake for my dad's upcoming birthday that looked exactly like her vagina. Not only that, she wanted the cake to be edible and somehow fuckable as well. Like she literally wanted a real penis to at least be able to penetrate the cake without destroying it.
One of my mom's friends said that she knew someone who specialized in "erotic cakes" and then asked my mom if she was willing to send that person a picture of her vagina since my mom didn't want a random vagina cake. Before my mom could respond, another friend decided to share an old photo of my young mom and a few other young people who were about to go skinny dipping. Everyone in the photo was naked. My mom was spreading her butt cheeks and mooning the photographer. The person who sent the photo said "I hope you learned to shave over the years before you send that photo." This was like the first 6 or 7 messages in the group. There was a lot more to read, but I had seen too much, so I exited the group as quietly as possible.
I have no idea how no one noticed I was there and I don't know if they noticed me leave. My mom isn't acting weird around me, even though I'm being weird as fuck, so I want to believe that I might be in the clear. That being said, I now know what my mom's vagina looked like when she was my age, and I now have nightmares of my soon to be 60 year old dad fucking a vagina cake.
TL:DR Showed my mom how to create a WhatsApp group. Used my contact as an example of how to add someone. Forgot to remove my contact or show my mom how to delete me from the group when I was done demonstrating. Ended up seeing my mom and her friends casually sharing ideas for fuckable birthday cakes and a naked photo of my mom.