Submitted by NeverKissMeAgain t3_10gticy in tifu
The mods removed my original post. But the follow up you're about to read is an update of this update. My previous posts received a lot of upvotes and awards, which I really appreciate, but please don't feel the need to keep doing that. This is not even my real account.
The other day my mom asked me why my ex was no longer visiting our house like she used to. I rolled my eyes because I've answered that question before. I said because she's my ex. She had no reason to come to our house anymore. My mom knew my ex and I had broken up, but she's been unable to let it go. She loved my ex like her own daughter, which made it challenging for her to accept that my relationship had come to an end. I've explained to my mom on more than one occasion that my ex and I were not good for each other and the only solution was separation. I didn't tell my mom that my ex kissed me when she was done sucking another man's dick on the day we broke up. It was none of my mom's business, let alone something any person would want to tell their parent.
Since the break up, I've cut all communication with my ex. However, my mom still had my ex's number and I knew the two of them were low key communicating. My mom got my ex's number from me long before the break up. It was one of my mom's rules when it came to my relationships. I always had to provide the contact details of the person I was spending most of my time with. A precaution in case, I dunno, she couldn't get in touch with me or something. I filed it under "mom being mom" and moved on. I didn't really care that my mom still had my ex's number. There was nothing my ex could tell my mom that wouldn't make both of us look bad. Little did I know that my mom would end up inviting my ex to our house without informing me and expect my ex and I to kiss and make up.
Imagine my surprise when I saw my ex sitting in the living room when I walked into the house last night. My mom was quick to grab my arm and show me where to sit. I was fuming. My mom spoke on my ex's behalf and said she came to apologize for what she did. I looked at my mom like what the fuck are you doing. My mom said my ex confided in her and confessed to all the bad things she did during our relationship, including the post blowjob break up kiss. I literally stopped blinking. No parent should know that much about their child. My ex confirmed what my mom was saying and actually apologized. She seemed sincere, but that apology was coming from the same girl who acted completely casual when she decided to use a random guy's penis as an appetizer before putting her tongue in my mouth.
I was not emotionally prepared to contribute anything constructive to the conversation, so I asked my mom and my ex if that was all because I would like to leave. My mom asked if I had nothing to share that could help heal my relationship with my ex. I said sharing was kind of my ex's thing, hence the other guy. At that moment, my ex looked at my mom and said I preferred sharing my feelings with strangers on the internet instead of with real people. I said the "strangers on the internet" were the ones who advised me to get an STD test after she kissed me. My mom was shocked to hear about the STD test. Even though I said I was clean, she got stuck on the fact that I said "STD." My ex got up and said she was gonna go before I start using words like "sexual assault" again.
I got up too and asked my mom if we were done. My mom seemed confused and asked how did we get to STDs and sexual assault. My ex said Reddit. "He got it all from Reddit." I said technically I got it all from you and the dick you sucked. My mom said she heard enough and asked my ex if she wanted to stay for dinner since the food was done. My ex said yes. Dinner was awkward and tense, but my ex and I managed to pretend we didn't hate each other for my mom's sake. My mom made some of her best dishes, which made it even more obvious that she genuinely expected a positive outcome. As I was shoveling down spaghetti, I came to the conclusion that I might be cursed to fight with my ex until we end up dead, or worse, together again (fuck that). I don't know the details my ex shared with my mom during their one on one conversations, but based on how unusually quiet my mom has been since yesterday, I'm guessing she heard more than she anticipated when I opened my mouth. It's really awkward between us now.
TL:DR Long before breaking up with my ex, I shared her phone number with my mom as an emergency contact. Since the break up, my mom and my ex stayed in touch with each other and became like mother and daughter. Despite all my efforts to cut communication with my ex, she used her connection with my mom to team up and torment me at my house.