Submitted by Aromatic-Heat2463 t3_10k6k5l in tifu
Obligatory this did not happen today, but yesterday.
It was about 11 PM, I had finished running some errands and I was home alone so I wanted to unwind and play some league of legends, so I sent a message to a guy whom I had added a few days prior after hitting it off and invited him to play some games.
He says yes, I add him on discord, we get on a call and play a couple of games.
We lose some, we win some. Fun chats, nice convo, he's a teacher, he recommends me some shows, etc.
It gets to 2:30 AM.
"hey man it's getting late I have to hit the hay, I have work tomorrow" - "yeah no problem dude, nice talking to you, take care" and I close the league of legends client. Thinking for SOME reason that our voice call was dependent on it.
I then decide to have some "me time" and whip out a sex toy I own that makes a lot of noise as well as put on some (loud) adult content on my speakers... as well as making some not-safe-for-work-sounds.
This goes on for about 20 minutes until I hear "uhhh hey man, i'm gonna hang up ok?" -discord sound effect-
I froze, mouth open for about 5 minutes thinking about what I had inflicted upon this man. Then blocked him on everything.
I hate myself.
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TL;DR: I forgot to close a Discord call and a stranger heard me loudly masturbating for about 20 minutes