Submitted by littlepeanut457 t3_10mezqm in tifu
I’ve read stories about this on here but never thought I could contribute, and I don’t think I can look my mom in the eye sockets ever again. Me (21 f) and my bf (24 m) don’t have a place of our own at the moment so we don’t have a lot of places to do the bump and jiggy. We were cuddling in my parents basement and things started to get a little shhteamy, and hands and faces started to wander. It was late at night and I thought “oh what the hell, my parents are sleeping anyway” and my bf went down on me. However, whilst he was devouring my ham sandwich my mom thought that would be a great time to take down some clothes to the laundry room. She screamed, I screamed, my bf sadly didn’t get any ice cream. It was terrible and now I’m just hiding out in my basement cause my mom ran up the stairs and hasn’t said a word to me since.
TL;DR me and my bf decided to get freaky, and my mom caught us. I won’t be able to speak to her for at least a year
Edit-I apologize for my use of ham sandwich and bump and jiggy, it won’t happen again! I didn’t think many people would see this 😂