Damn bro what a crazy story, you really fucked up soooooo hard!!!!!!

Colgate minty fresh 😁

I've always used android, my ex iPhone. Apparently there's a setting for the assistant that will say your chosen name. My comedian son decided to change it to bouncy boobs, or something similar. When she was back in the living with us all he said something like say my name and the ex nearly peed she was laughing so hard.

Does....does this work on all phones? Asking for a friend..

New fetish unlocked?

I put ttiger balm on my ballsack when night are getting warm and humid. Still alive and kicking

Oh boy..you made me chuckle there

It's good bro. I did it on my peni-

Damn bro. You are more desperate for girls than me.

And that is saying something.

When your doctor is suggesting a treatment isn’t he supposed to say what to treat it with? If your doctor is vague on that and your first thought is tiger balm, aren’t you supposed to ask your doctor if that’s a good idea? It’s a weird story but if true your doctor is incompetent and you should know better.

It's fairly likely she just gave you her number to get you to keep coming back and seeing her so she could make more money. Particularly if her only messages were telling you when she was working. Think you've been led on here dude.

He was just taking the piss..

It's raining gold somewhere right now.

I’m sure he’s fine. He had sex after all

Grow up and stop hanging out at strip clubs

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Well she would respond sometimes. But it was only to mention what club she was at and saying I should go.

In hindsight it was creepy ,I know … prob will remember this fuck up for a while. I’m actually kinda worried about how they threaten Me. But realistically I know it can’t lead to anything.

My friends and I put it on our nuts once for fun in high school. It was not fun. You will be okay you just need to sleep it off

Wait.....so you exchanged numbers then texted her. No reply.

Then proceeded to text her for a month and a half, with no reply, and thought "let me look up and contact her friend to ask about her"

Your fuck up was not getting a hint and getting really creepy about someone who ghosted you

I think You might be right. I’m actually in shock of how fast things escalated. Never realized it could be dangerous.

it's a pretty good way to be sent to retirement home, ngl

Pretty sure your fuck up here isn't giving your number but saying someone has a mental disorder.

That is good work.

I do the same to my husband when I manage to sneak away with his phone…

I’ve changed the name he has for himself on his phone (so what Siri calls him) a few times… Master Baiter was one, Possessor of the Giant Cock was another… I’ve also done the standard immature “yes” to things like “up my butt” or “I love penis”… but other than my folks, I’m generally the only one he texts so it’s never an issue.

I also one time set it so that when he’d type “k” it would autocorrect to the entire first book of the Iliad. That crashed his phone… but was absolutely hilarious when he called me after and was like “REALLY?!”

One time - in all the years we’ve been together - he managed to get “revenge” by changing what “k” autocorrects to for me - “gotcha bitch!”. Jokes on him, now any time he asks me a question I’d normally answer with “k” he gets the answer “gotcha bitch!”… I’m keeping it forever 🤣

They could argue that he knew, and that since they were roommates they were benefitting from it, so was guilty by extension for nit reporting the theft.

Also, if in the US, a lot if places are "at will" and can fire you for whatever for the most part.

This is brilliant turnabout. Well played.