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Johncamp28 t1_j18ezq0 wrote

Reply to TIFU by stealing from my employer by aniclip

I knew a guy who delivered Coca Cola….he would pull off in an empty parking lot, unwrap pallets, take 2 or 3 12 packs from the middle and wrap it again…I guess to him the $10-15 he could make made sense for all of that work. Then it became 4 12 packs, then 5 etc until one day we are in the back room of a grocery store and the whole pallet just collapsed on itself he must have been taking a dozen or so 12 packs out of each one

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Arrasor t1_j18bki1 wrote

Reply to TIFU BY HOLDING IT IN by mymy0121

It's all fun and game but I know a bride who held it in too long for her wedding it bursted and she died on the way to the hospital. Don't ruin your body over silly things.

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cingerix t1_j188lp3 wrote

Reply to comment by Ned_the_Narwhal in TIFU by stealing from my employer by aniclip

this has the strong vibe of being written by a bot / AI

#edit:

#yep, confirmed -- OP of this post is a bot account that has tried to post multiple AI-generated "stories" to this same subreddit, today, from a one-day-old account.

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dirkjently t1_j185fcm wrote

Reply to TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups

People always talk about eating and drinking better. For me personally that never helped, I'd often only use the restroom once or twice a week. Even laxitives would take 2-3days to get through my system.

Then I realise the year is almost up and I haven't met my new years resolution and started running every second day my diet is worse because of all the Christmas parties but I think my gut bouncing up and down has given my digestion a real kick into high gear.

I have never been more regular.

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EllaVonElla t1_j183dkk wrote

Reply to TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups

I was tricked by a friend in high school to put some on my balls. Before it started burning or cooling he placed a fan in front of me. I didn’t understand… then I did.

Idk how you could have put any on or in you, butt that’s insane.

My advice, wash it off and start eating/drinking better. Figure out your best amount for water intake daily. For example an active adult should be intaking at least 3.7 Liters (1 gallon) of water per day. As for fiber, I’m not too sure of the amount daily recommended per person but this is easy to fix. Get yourself some bran cereal or some prunes. In general you will find fiber if you start to eat healthier. Fiber is in many fruits and vegetables. Fast food does nothing for your health. Fiber helps keep things in your body moving. Water helps keep your body hydrated so it can also keep everything moving along. Too little of fiber and nothing moves. Too much and your poop gets too fluffy. You’ll know if you’ve over done it, it’s not painful but you get super gassy. Also if you don’t drink enough water with your fiber you can get gassy too.

It’s a personal experiment you should start doing to live healthier. Good luck and stay away from tiger balm.

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