Chemical play for the win! Oatmeal with chia seed, flax seeds and hemp seeds daily is great for a good poop. If you are really constipated try Fleet.

Lmao shut up, Brian in loss prevention, we know it's you.

That’ll do it.

"You know what's in a balm? No, because nobody knows what's in a balm, that's why they call it a balm"

Second this. A fresh apple, unpeeled, especially before bed, can change your life. The adage about an apple a day keeping the doctor away is really true.

Headaches, like constipation, can also be symptoms of dehydration. Try to drink more water, OP, especially warm (or even room temperature) water.

Severe hemorrhoids at the time. I have a medical condition that lends itself to them.

And invigorating!

It was… Exhilarating…

Oh yeah that sounds rough.

My suggestion? A bottle of magnesium citrate now, then scrub your bumhole with oil-breaking soap, drink a liter of water, and in an hour another bottle of magnesium citrate. Afterwords try to keep drinking water. Try.

Weird… Were you particularly cracked?

Close. That was “Liquid Heat,” and they stole it from the trainer.

I once touched my dick some time after applying tiger balm on my forehead for a headache. I had washed my hands with soap, but that shit doesn't come off so easily. So after i touched my dick, it started to feel a bit cool and nice at first. Then a slight cold burn sensation. Lasted till the next morning.

Try taking Calm brand magnesium. It makes a fizzy drink, and gets things moving again.

During recovery week, a bunch of my platoon challenged each other to smear tiger balm or icy hot on our taints…

Wasn’t that part of the Revenge of the Nerd’s “revenge”?

What. The. Fuck. Did i just read? For starters, vaseline/petroleum jelly, talc powder, baby powder or any baby/diaper rash relieving compound should be used for this specific situation. Also, yeah. Tiger balm can be incredibly irritating to sensitive areas. The fact its got tiger in the name should be an indicator not to put it any where near the ass and or groin.

More seriously tho. Its an honest mistake, you needed relief fast and im sure more than a few people can understand. Myself included. You shouldnt die, just extreme discomfort for a while

Are you a teenager yourself?

> Parents' primary job is never to protect at all costs

I didn't say it was. In fact my whole post was meant to highlight the tightrope parents have to walk balancing risks vs independence as they help their kids grow.

When I was in basic training I put some on my legs because I was getting shin splints and also my thighs were sore, alot of running un the military of course. That was the worst idea ever, even the vapor will burn your fucking nuts and that was a miserable fucking run

No bit man.... tiger balm is powerful

Be careful. I've seen people find out that they've been signing their emails with whatever siri calls them, lmao

I don't think they fully comprehend how much of an asshole they are

Independent of how parents raise their children, most kids are going to try and get around their parents wishes. If you don’t believe that, I’d argue you’ve never met a child