Recent comments in /f/tifu
its_justme t1_j18zkm9 wrote
Reply to comment by lordbrett10 in TIFU BY HOLDING IT IN by mymy0121
Who asked tho
420cortana420 t1_j18zffo wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
Sigh… link?
[deleted] OP t1_j18zew2 wrote
Reply to comment by More_Impact9752 in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
HAHA i’m glad it made you laugh. My insides are still bruised 💀 i’m scared for when I have to take a shit
[deleted] OP t1_j18zcpl wrote
Reply to comment by 420cortana420 in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
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OptimusSublime t1_j18z40i wrote
Reply to TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
press x to doubt
littlematt44 t1_j18z1nr wrote
Reply to TIFU BY HOLDING IT IN by mymy0121
Ahh you broke the seal after a few drinks before going
More_Impact9752 t1_j18yw6h wrote
Reply to TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
OMG!!! The laugh I just had. At least you lived to tell the tale. Lol
ladyorthetiger0 t1_j18ypkv wrote
Take em to court.
penderhippy t1_j18xvmb wrote
mother fucking shitheads
figure out a way to seek reparations
damn that sucks im sorry
raineybot24 t1_j18xuf2 wrote
Reply to comment by Projectonyx in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage
Why would that sabotage the relationship
420cortana420 t1_j18xq8v wrote
Reply to TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
Proof or it didn’t happen 📸
lordbrett10 t1_j18xb1u wrote
Reply to TIFU BY HOLDING IT IN by mymy0121
2nd UPDATE:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists.
Actual medical article talking about squirting ^^^ and how it works ^^^ FOR CONTEXT before you read my message and act stupid lol.
For the girl learning her body. Squirting comes from your bladder. You will naturally piss/squirt in sex. And MOST MEN enjoy it. If they don't, they are boys and don't really respect ya yet. When you squirt like that as it comes from the bladder it might contain some urea and smell like piss, but it is NOT piss.That said always empty your bladder before and after sex if possible to avoid utis, and actually pissing on your partner lol.
Update: No, I do not have a piss fetish; while I enjoy a life of BDSM, I don't think projecting MY WANTS onto others would be appropriate, not that I even want that thing. Maybe perhaps you are just reading into something I was very clear about? I am an actual psychotherapist my peep, I just speak on health and shit. I am also autistic and have a wife, not looking to creep on random girls I don't know the age of. So maybe DON'T sexualize my comment? You are the one being a creep lol. Lastly:https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists.
Since you don't know your shit ^ actual documentation because people are stupid. I might be an asshole but I do not project my sexuality, watch your own assumptions good sir lol.
Projectonyx t1_j18w45g wrote
Reply to comment by raineybot24 in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage
It's funny because they wanted to sabotage the relationship
/s
VelvetDawn13 t1_j18vaf6 wrote
My husband had his ex-wife as “Big Twat” in the phone until one day his (then 13yo) daughter picked up his ringing cell phone saw “Big Twat” and said Hey Daddy mom’s calling…
impairedblur t1_j18unl9 wrote
aint no way on earth that shit family leaves without paying for a new one....
[deleted] t1_j18uhfs wrote
Reply to TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
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GreenEggPage OP t1_j18udae wrote
Reply to comment by keyser90 in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage
If only I had a prize to give you!
GreenEggPage OP t1_j18ub1m wrote
Reply to comment by Hoohadingus in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage
My wife wonders sometimes. I think I quit maturing as a tween or young teen. Heheh - fart boogers!
GreenEggPage OP t1_j18tza8 wrote
Reply to comment by Zombata in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage
A bad retirement home.
lordbrett10 t1_j18txi7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
What u/lady-ish said and Metamucil
TLDR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3ALI1mTSw4Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Metamucil Just buy it and use it already.
[deleted] t1_j18tv7z wrote
Reply to comment by lady-ish in TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
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csimon2 t1_j18smc3 wrote
Reply to comment by cingerix in TIFU by stealing from my employer by aniclip
I love that the AI even wrote this with incorrect grammar and sentence structure to try and make it more believable
keyser90 t1_j18sge1 wrote
This is a true story, but all the names have been changed
Squigglepig52 t1_j18sfa4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
Why would you put a heating product on your ring meat? Have you not ever read anything about people and hot pepper, or mentholated products having a burning man festival of their own if it his the sensitive bits.
I'll give you a tip - never use Vicks Vaporub as lube, it gets pretty intense.
[deleted] OP t1_j18zuq6 wrote
Reply to comment by 420cortana420 in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
HAHA we actually just recorded it on my phone it’s not posted anywhere