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phezhead t1_j192uks wrote
Reply to comment by adam_demamps_wingman in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage
I routinely tell people I'm 12 and only look 38
irnehlacsap t1_j192n9l wrote
Reply to TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
The trick to reduce that anus pain is to distract yourself from this pain by adding double this amount directly on your balls. You will forget about the anus pain for a long time
OkVolume1 t1_j192f6a wrote
Reply to TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
One guy, two holes.
OkVolume1 t1_j19287x wrote
Sounds like you bumped into a boob on accident. It happens. Not like your grab and squeezed it.
ckirby7 t1_j19262f wrote
You're over thinking this. This isn't even a TIFU.
If she's cool with it, go on with your everyday life
throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j1923cv wrote
Reply to comment by thinkpad2020 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
I, like many other redditors, am I huge fucking virgin.
twotall88 t1_j191zzw wrote
Talk to your friend about it, not reddit.
Paterculus523 t1_j191r16 wrote
She probably didn’t care/notice. If you feel she is acting weird after then say something.
thinkpad2020 t1_j191lm9 wrote
Err chill out it's a side boob.....
ReformedScholastic t1_j191jti wrote
Reply to TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
r/fuckfacepod
iPod3G t1_j191ia4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
“I swear to Michael Jackson!”
[deleted] OP t1_j191f56 wrote
Reply to comment by OptimusSublime in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
i’m being so fr…
SteakMenu t1_j191e19 wrote
If you're not gay shoot your shot girls act like that when they like you even if it's just friends I'd bet she likes you dude
lavenderrabe t1_j191cgl wrote
Reply to comment by 420cortana420 in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
I was gonna say, if you actually wanna make some money from it r/painal is a good place to try lmao
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Reply to comment by its_justme in TIFU BY HOLDING IT IN by mymy0121
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adam_demamps_wingman t1_j190q1d wrote
Reply to comment by GreenEggPage in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage
I told my neighbor I feel like I am still a 16 year old kid. He admitted he felt like he was still 12 inside. We stared at each other’s gray hair and moons and laughed.
EDIT: moobs not moons
OfromOceans t1_j190jgm wrote
Honestly a slap was deserved, seems like that kid won't learn/be taught any other way
who-are-we-anyway t1_j190ibo wrote
Reply to comment by dirkjently in TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
Sounds like you're experiencing a version of runner's poops. I used to run about 10 miles 5 times a week (lol couldn't catch me doing that now) and I swear every time I'd get to a point in my run and would need to poop so bad, it's apparently pretty common in the running community
Steel5917 t1_j190fm6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
Wasn’t this a Seinfeld episode ?
d_an1 t1_j1908n3 wrote
Reply to comment by OptimusSublime in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
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420cortana420 t1_j19058l wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
r/painal post here… thank me later👍
Neuromantul t1_j192yhe wrote
Reply to TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Considering this is a plot from an ecchi anime, you will probably get a harem now. Good job
Dude.. she is into you