I literally have a video 😭😭 am I allowed to post it here

No like it went in PERFECTLY but i hopped off so quick. I was in reverse cowgirl on my feet if that makes sense. It surprisingly didn’t bend

The ass feels like an o ring because it's basically just the sphincter and then open intestine, the vagina feels like a handshake because the opening isn't any tighter than the walls.

Yeah, only way its to take em to court

That's prolly the only solution really...

We’ll see it on the hub in a few years then sigh

I’m surprised his dick didn’t break then if it was that tight…had to be a smooth entrance and big enough opening

I feel like you broke some laws of physics here. I'm surprised the dick is okay and not in a state of medical emergency. What you described is the #1 cause of broken cocks.

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He is talking to reddit likely due to a lack of good friends. So be one.u/throwaway20029188818 This is going to come from the heart and be complex. Buckle in.

You are living in an age where exploring sexuality is VERY difficult as men are shamed to make any advances and YOUR MINDSET is VERY HEALTHY but a little over-reactive lol. Im actually proud to see a guy like you. I will be as clear as possible, NO you will not always get a YES do this, or YES xyz. Now, for anything more than what you did, just rephrase it with a, are you comfortable? Are you good? As long as you are GENUINE and your not pushing, THATS NORMAL!

Lastly, it's just a massage fr fr. In this context, be it her liking you or not, THATS a talk you should have with her openly. Or you could just play the cool dude, the choice is yours there is no "correct path" we all walked our own as we grew up. Just remember from the girls side, she doesn't want to have to explicitly say yes pls touch me. IT's this odd mix of comfort and in the moment. Most women want you to shut up at the start and then talk later, so it's just a matter of preference and stuff. And DEPENDING ON THE GIRL OR FRIENDS, I wouldn't even make it a dealio man. It was a massage, UNLESS you want it to be more, don't make it more in their minds lol OR you might find your social dynamics change QUICK! lol

In short if you want more, engage her and ask, if not, be a friend, who knows what she wanted or what cards she will play, just, you did well! Do not worry for what YOU have done! that was perfect lol. Maybe less self worry and talk, focus more on the girl if they are comfortable, than YOU if you are okay, but otherwise perfect lol!

Just my two cents from a 31 yr psychotherapist broski with a wife

No he felt it he just thought I tightened my 🐱

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Don't call it a prank, call it a valuable lesson on the importance of regular backups

You’re not going to die but don’t ever put tiger balm on your anus or anywhere near your genitals ever again. That’s not what it’s for. If you need pain relief around your anus then use products that are actually made for that sort of thing, like Preparation-H or Desitine

Different strokes for different folks, personally I find grinding painful and not as pleasurable for me; if my partner is into it that’s another story.

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Why are so many people bouncing on top and not grinding? And then when pointed out that you can grind, they act like the surprised Pikachu. WHYYY?? (Not shaming, so apologies in advance, it just surprised me so much)

It's just weird because my first instinct was to grind and we adore it, also my partner had partners before and he is also surprised with the bouncing thing.

So, why?

Yeah ... A guy ramming his dick into an anus at speed will most definitely not say "oooopsie what happened" and not feel it. Unless your anus somehow is gaping wide open. This is creative writing.

She knew you were touching it, she knew you were not groping it. That may well have been why she was so permissive.

She may have been angling for more, she may just have been a close friend who wanted a back rub (let's be honest, back rubs are fucking awesome), but you made it clear that she could stop you at any time and she not only failed to do so, she clearly stated afterwards that she was good.

I think you're quite fine. If you're interested, they're might be more there. If not, you've got a close friend. Either way it might be good to check in with her about how she feels, but I don't think you're in trouble for accidentally massaging a bit of boob.

Next time, use butt plug to avoid this exact scenario. ;)

wait pls explain more🤨

Be honest. Say how you feel. If this is a big enough for you to post here. I’m guessing you like her, an highly likely. She likes you. Go for what your heart tells you. When you talk, stay collected. Be yourself but be collected.

Use a zinc salve of some sort. Problem solved