Recent comments in /f/tifu
Dimalen t1_j19dzj3 wrote
Reply to comment by Alwayspuzzles in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
For sure! Also I think the other reason why it surprises me is when someone advises the grinding instead of bouncing, so many times the answer is "hmm I will try, didn't think about it" is so weird to me. That it's not even an option for many and the default action is to bounce
cheesemcpuff t1_j19duuy wrote
Reply to comment by lordbrett10 in TIFU BY HOLDING IT IN by mymy0121
Pee fetish
Update: Pee fetish 'lol'
za419 t1_j19dpin wrote
Reply to comment by mrlazyboy in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage
That's absolutely true, and that's why it's pointless to try to track everything they do. It gives the kid attacker's advantage - You have to stop them from getting through in a thousand ways, they only have to catch you not defending the castle once.
Which leads us to the question of goals. Why is it that this is a war? We already know we're going to lose, so all we achieve is blundering mutual trust.
Is the goal to slow them down from getting to see what they will manage to see anyway? Because by banning it, they'll be very interested in why it's banned, and you may well get it seen even earlier by providing that incentive.
I think the goal should be raising the child to be a well-adjusted, successful adult. Unless things go very wrong, they'll spend most of their lives as adults anyway.
And to that end, I'd argue a foundation of mutual trust, based on a parent and child being willing to approach each other and trust each other with their problems, even the ones that are embarrassing or difficult to talk about.
And therefore, I'd rather teach them how to be responsible and help them learn how to navigate an internet-connected life, than to try to box them up and present myself as an obstacle to get around. Because I believe that will provide a better foundation for a parent-child relationship, and for the development of a child into a person who will outlast me.
CDNBacon89 t1_j19ded7 wrote
Reply to comment by LurchSkywalker in TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
Yeahh this was pretty much me. Applied some tiger balm to my ankle was relaxing and had to pee 15 minutes later. Held the hog. Let's just say my bacon was sizzling for a good while after that.
lobo_locos t1_j19dczj wrote
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lordbrett10 t1_j19czij wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway20029188818 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
You are awesome man, keep being a good guy!
Here is what's important, did you respect her boundaries or did she give you ANY alert she was uncomfortable.
If you respected the boundaries set beforehand. (YES)and you didn't get any vibes she was uncomfortable (YES)Then you did nothing wrong and more than likely bonded with her. But again I don't speak for her, don't read into it, could be anything at the same time could be her into you, we don't know we do not mind read lolz. Advice in the above comment :P
Sir_Penguin21 t1_j19cw3v wrote
Reply to comment by iPod3G in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
It’s an older reference sir, butt it checks out.
[deleted] OP t1_j19cq42 wrote
Reply to comment by Sarbearr_x in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
LMAO THANK YOU
[deleted] OP t1_j19cpnn wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
Cause I thought it was funnier than saying i stg
msnmck t1_j19ckx7 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
You may have just created a new category.
LilTeats4u t1_j19cj5f wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
Just post it and they’ll contact you
[deleted] OP t1_j19cia5 wrote
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chenhanlin t1_j19cgm0 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
Cha Ching $$$
Alwayspuzzles t1_j19cdbr wrote
Reply to comment by Dimalen in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
Yea it is strange and I hope so til! I always assumed it was me who was built different when Ive read so much about how it is other womens favourite position. But I realise just now that I have had a different favourite position with every partner ^^
vancouver2pricy t1_j19cd0h wrote
Reply to comment by NicNicNicHS in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage
I'll give you that
Shwalz t1_j19ccw5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
Post it already
OverWanked t1_j19cbd6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
I wonder is preparation H will be good for your hole
SallyHeap t1_j19c7oq wrote
Reply to comment by maexx80 in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
Not to mention the tearing and blood from slamming a duck into a delicate asshole without lube.
chenhanlin t1_j19c7f1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
Getting tempted huh…you could post it on your own subreddit profile. Put NSFW
Dimalen t1_j19bo6i wrote
Reply to comment by Alwayspuzzles in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
Yeah it must be the anatomy most of all, so weird that we are THIS different. Hope everyone finds those who is perfect for them ❤️
Yeeting_Person t1_j19bbig wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
Post it
Dimalen t1_j19bbf5 wrote
Reply to comment by d4m1ty in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
Yeah we also pound when doggie, I mean when the girl is on top, otherwise it's pounding for me as well
bunnybuddy7 t1_j19b912 wrote
Not a fuck up. As a women if I asked to show a guy a tattoo that close to my booty I would be angling for more personally. Also she absolutely felt you touch her boob. But you are probably due for a convo with her. You should be very proud of your respect and ensuring not to cross boundaries and respect her personal space. It is great to know young people are more knowledgeable of cosent. Now like others have said in actually life its not always a exact yes or no when it comes to engaging in sexual behavior. In most cases it rolled out exactly how you said it did, are you comfortable, are you okay with this, please stop me if you don't like it.
Dimalen t1_j19b7mi wrote
Reply to comment by 1mpri in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
The pressure gives a stronger sensation in the right places I think, also it looks sexier to me, and grinding btw is also more pleasurable to my partner rather than bouncing, like we've been together for almost 4 years and we maybe tried bouncing once for experiment, so this is why it surprises me:D
So again, I hope it does not come as I judge it or think it's the wrong way, it's just that "being in the field" for a while and listening to my friend's experiences it's just weird to me that someone bounces? And it looks also awkward to me I don't know why, like, not sexy, especially when someone writes that they squatted while bouncing, it's like .... HOW AND WHY?
Also I am from a European country if it counts, because despite me having been to the USA before, I still realize that while both our worlds are the digitalized, civilized worlds we are very different TO THE CORE! It is interesting haha
Btw we recently watched a Bill Burr interview I think with Joe Rogan? And there he was talking about how it felt painful while the woman grinded because the woman being shaven hurts him while grinds and we just watched baffled like... HOW DO THESE PEOPLE FUCK THERE?? WHY DO THEY HAVE THESE ISSUES WHEN NONE OF OUR AQUINTANCE DOES?😂
Sorry I realize my surprise and experience may give you the same reaction I have regarding bouncing, it's just weird haha
I_might_be_weasel t1_j19e11c wrote
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