Ok that's good.

I mean someone who’s a “good size” just doesn’t slide in balls deep like this lol

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bah, that's just squirting

I read "hiding" and was very confused by the post itself, until I reread the heading of it.

also, you would have passed out if that really happened, lol.

Supposedly if you eat a heart of a cabbage you shit your pants almost instantly.

So maybe try that for afters?

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Damn. You're one hell of a father lmao

This has happened with my wife and I. The thing about anal is that it's so tight because you're anticipating it so you tighten up. But if you're not expecting it, it is possible to slip in. And especially if you're wearing a condom or using lots of lube, it's not that impossible to not notice after just a single thrust.

What happened to my wife at the time is that she took it just fine, but as soon as she realized what had happened, she started freaking out, which caused her to tighten up, which THEN made me immediately realize what happened and it started to hurt her a lot.

Why? Sounds legit to me. Unless you were there

How fucking weird to reference a rape scene from a show for comparison. You have issues dude.

This is such a BS story

Heehee

I can tell you for a fact if you're saying your boyfriends dick went all the way in either hes built like a pencil or you're built like the M4. It would never happen, or you'd be in excruciating pain and probably bleeding from the experience. Literally anyone who has even attempted anal will tell you it is not something you can just do on a whim, it takes preparation and time

Go outside for a bit kid

Wouldn't you feel it start to enter your ass before it's literally all the way in there tho?

i love how instead of asking what you were doing, she just asked for some milk when youre done🤣 what a polite little kiddo!

I'm with you. This is BS. There's a reason that anal requires a lot of lube and foreplay. Unless she's got a vacuum ass that's sucking up lube, there's no way a "good sized" dick is getting in without the dick owner realizing. Even then, hed notice the difference. Would probably also result in anal tearing if she were riding him so hard that she managed to get fully penetrated in one bounce.

https://preview.redd.it/5rb0o9fv1j7a1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ecd0c8894738ac9537b4950a9e50844c6e5c5f

She wants to fuck

I feel you. I was visiting family yesterday and made a comment about my body hurting and I was getting old.

Grandma: Just wait until you’re 93. Everything hurts.

Me: I hope I never make it to 93.

Room: silence.

YES THANK YOU omg

Read the part when I said I’ve only gotten the tip in

TIFU: I had da sexxy sexx sexx sexx lolz42069

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