Recent comments in /f/tifu
autolockon t1_j19mimd wrote
i wish i had your problems bro
plighter t1_j19miah wrote
Reply to comment by OakeyAfterbirthBabe in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
If you accidentally ram your cock up someone's arse, you won't just go "oopsie".
This fiction was written by someone who has never done anal.
SallyHeap t1_j19mhr0 wrote
Reply to comment by machisuji in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
Goddammit Autocorrect! I NEVER mean duck!!
ElectroStaticSpeaker t1_j19mhh9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
So this is ultimately a way to advertise your OF eh?
throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j19mgg1 wrote
Reply to comment by twotall88 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
I would but its awkward. I would talk to my other friends but they would definitely mock me to hell.
[deleted] OP t1_j19me3x wrote
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throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j19mbqk wrote
Reply to comment by icarus44_zero in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Thanks for the advice!
throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j19m3l1 wrote
Reply to comment by upallnite25 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
🤷🏼♂️
MattDaddyDaddyMatt t1_j19lzo0 wrote
Reply to comment by _Blackstar in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
That was glorious.
throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j19lx9w wrote
Reply to comment by bunnybuddy7 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Ok thanks for giving a female's view on things. I know you don't speak on behalf of all women but it helps.
l397flake t1_j19lwy0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
Take Sena natural laxative
LurchSkywalker t1_j19lr6y wrote
Reply to comment by CDNBacon89 in TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
Yep and if you try and wipe it off, it only makes it worse and worse.
t3hmau5 t1_j19lp8a wrote
Reply to TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
A small amount won't hurt you, it'll be very uncomfortable. The danger from these products near the groin and especially the anus is they contain a chemical (Methyl salicylate) similar to aspirin (acetylsalicylic acid) and those areas will readily absorb the salicylate through the skin. Too much can cause the same liver issues as overdosing on aspirin.
You didn't apply nearly enough to be worried, but probably avoid taking any aspirin for the next day just to be safe.
OakeyAfterbirthBabe t1_j19lfzs wrote
Reply to comment by plighter in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
What do you mean? People "fall" on all sorts of items all the time and this happens. Lol
k9moonmoon t1_j19ldgt wrote
Reply to comment by diffyqgirl in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage
I fully respect a teens right to privacy. But changing names in a contact list, especially at the Era the OP did it, isn't exactly invading privacy. You can access the contact list without reading any messages. The sticking point would be how much you trust the prankster that all they did was the contact list aspect and how private the teen treats their phone. If they were leaving it out unlocked regularly vs being very mindful.
SpaceAgePotatoCakes t1_j19lcfm wrote
Reply to comment by Xepzero in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
The stupid OF ads are back again.
AlwaysThinkingWeez t1_j19lbuc wrote
Reply to TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
OP is 100% a virgin guy
337worlds t1_j19lb0n wrote
Reply to TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
Eye of the tiger indeed
AlwaysThinkingWeez t1_j19l92y wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
You are clearly a guy. Virgin moment
dytrlove t1_j19l8n0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
One guy (not that big and i had experience with anal) went into my ass while missionary without even noticing. I enjoyed it
Chaossilenced t1_j19l5k6 wrote
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Your chatting absolute bollocks it did not happen
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HamburgersOfKazuhira t1_j19l18e wrote
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/r/nothingeverhappens
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