Recent comments in /f/tifu
BigBobsDaddy t1_j19pqn0 wrote
well she thinks you're gay, so why are you worried?
mymy0121 OP t1_j19opq8 wrote
Reply to comment by littlematt44 in TIFU BY HOLDING IT IN by mymy0121
Yes, i messed up🤣
ScarBrandon t1_j19okb7 wrote
This is a bit odd, this would be a prank someone does to there classmate or friend as a joke. Not what a father does to her daughter
mymy0121 OP t1_j19ohk2 wrote
Reply to comment by lordbrett10 in TIFU BY HOLDING IT IN by mymy0121
Hi, thanks for the educational response. I have read about the sensation of having to pee before squirting but i dont think that was it in this case.This happened literally a minute or 2 after penetration, and i didn't have any other type of stimulation. I was nowhere near finishing.
TrojanThunder t1_j19ocsq wrote
Reply to comment by Dog_in_human_costume in TIFU by leaving a laptop in harms way by Dog_in_human_costume
Do it.
Ktulu789 t1_j19o7p6 wrote
Reply to comment by chenhanlin in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
If the dick is hard it won't twist/break. I'm with OP from experience (sadly). So far, it happened to me twice in my life with different partners. It's not something I liked.
[deleted] OP t1_j19o71s wrote
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throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j19o4hj wrote
Reply to comment by twotall88 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
I mean yea easier said than done tho ay?
CarefreeTraveller t1_j19nzfg wrote
Reply to comment by StarDustAutobot in TIFU BY HOLDING IT IN by mymy0121
i feel like i unlock at least one new fear every day i spend on reddit :')
twotall88 t1_j19ny0f wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway20029188818 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
It's not awkward at all. Just go like this "hey, bf that I have the hots for. I'd like to talk to you about what happened on xyz night." and go from there.
throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j19nsj8 wrote
Reply to comment by Sunshine-N-gumdrops in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
She knows, so I will do.
mymy0121 OP t1_j19np4v wrote
Reply to comment by Individual_Ad_3036 in TIFU BY HOLDING IT IN by mymy0121
No, it was pee. I wasn't close to finishing, so i know it wasn't squirt.
throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j19np06 wrote
Reply to comment by autolockon in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Yikes, I mean yeah there's far worse problems to have.
Ktulu789 t1_j19noci wrote
Reply to comment by maexx80 in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
You're all wrong, when she's in certain positions (like doggy or reverse cowboy) and very wet, the D can go anywhere. And boy! Does it go in terribly easy.
For one thing, those positions make the D point down, when normally erected it will point up. For another, if it's fully lubricated and both are also sweating it will slide in like a fish in your hands. It has nothing to do with how big the anus is. In this case is her entire body weight pushing on a D.
It's bad because you never want that to happen and it hurts like hell but it's an accident and I guess that you may not even notice if you're not watching, maybe just enjoying the moment.
FettyWapsLeftEye t1_j19nn3o wrote
Reply to TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
So where’s the video?
Sunshine-N-gumdrops t1_j19njc1 wrote
Well first make sure she knows you are not gay. Then talk to her about it.
Kendovv t1_j19ne1y wrote
Reply to comment by faustinesesbois in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
I think I can picture it. Dude had a razor cock.
LPPrince t1_j19nbn6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
Sounds a bit doubtful but that’s one way to advertise
[deleted] OP t1_j19nadh wrote
Reply to comment by ElectroStaticSpeaker in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
I don’t even have one bruh that’s why i said i’d make one
[deleted] OP t1_j19n6om wrote
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newintheNW t1_j19n4rv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU BY HOLDING IT IN by mymy0121
Thank you for educating, and for the information about squirting.
[deleted] OP t1_j19n4jv wrote
Reply to comment by maexx80 in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
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faustinesesbois t1_j19n1ko wrote
Reply to comment by Kendovv in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
Yes ! Like it fell out as i was quickly going down. It ripped inside of the side of the vulva on 2 cm in like 2 mm deep. It bled a little but it was not painful luckily !
OakeyAfterbirthBabe t1_j19mrwx wrote
Reply to comment by plighter in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
Sorry forgot to add the /s cause you clearly didn't get that I was joking
Individual_Ad_3036 t1_j19pwij wrote
Reply to comment by mymy0121 in TIFU BY HOLDING IT IN by mymy0121
Take the win! lol