My mother used to give us Benadryl to get us to fall asleep on road trips

Fair, we would of course still be there for her if she knocked or called out to us from the other side a locked door

Penis size matters here too

Are you asking me for vids, because I hardly know you. Maybe we could get drinks first

I earned my stripes.

Most of them are rugburn.

Yes, but what I feel when having sex is the sliding in and out, long strokes. When a woman grinds she enjoys rubbing her clit against the guy's pelvis, but the guy gets a mild foreskin adjustment similar to what pants do when you shift in a chair

FWIW I think making yourself inaccessible to a toddler would be more traumatizing. +1 for being available for your kiddo, even when you really didn't want to be.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

What’d that duck ever do to you?

"I finally came clean about 5+ years later, after she had calmed down a little bit" Damn bro... Did it took that much time for her to calm down? LMAO

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Like you and others have said, court is probably the only way to definitively resolve this and get recompense; but taking family to court is going to be very messy. It's more practical if that wing of the family is so bad that you're going to go low- or no-contact; but otherwise, the social consequences of dragging family through court might outweigh any monetary recompense you might get.

Regardless, the little goblin needs to be taught a lesson, both for his good and for others'. Destroying a laptop like that is just malicious, and may indicate that the child has no concept of what harm to others feels like. Aunt's family says they can't pay for the laptop - sure. Perhaps an appropriate consequence would be to collect enough of the goblin's favorite toys to approximately equal the value, and then give them to you in exchange. If you want to make sure the lesson sticks, you could visibly pour soda all over them, or destroy them/make them disappear in a manner of your choosing. This doesn't fix the laptop, but hopefully would be enough to teach the child a lasting lesson.

And if the parents are still unwilling to cooperate with disciplining their child or otherwise making right the situation; court's always an option.

Poured? Waterboarded!

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You sure did

If someone read this before they deleted their account can you explain what happend

Do why my parents did: nyquil, aka good night juice

No. A lot of the tightness and pain comes from mental anticipation; if you are in the middle of vaginal sex and you are not anticipating anal, your asshole flares open and closed by itself. It is very very easy for it to slide in, and by the way, vaginal wetness is lube! Literally a natural lubricant. And if the sex is good, theres a lot of that to go around.

Child would've been crying. Would've held him down and poured Pepsi all over his face. Absolutely no way he gets out of my house free

why would she think that?

Damn... smooth

I love Crab Rangoon. I'd say I'm a bit of connoisseur on the hunt of the best Rangoon ever.

Actually had the exact same thing happen to me, bodily fluids are a hell of a lube. It slid right in, one stroke, and I was down. He immediately noticed what had happened and just held me while I cried from shock. I agree that the most unbelievable part of the story is that he didn’t notice. He surely should have noticed.

Maybe not after you talk to her. Go for it bro

Nice excuse to promote your shity (ha) stuff. Reported.