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Dude, I read this as just several paragraphs of signals. Do they know you're straight or just don't believe you?

Lol so what’s it like having a daughter that’s mentally older than u, (sincerely a 30 year old whose probably 15 in reality)

It's way better on your dick

Eh, she won't remember and even if she does, it doesn't sound like it'd scar her. If anything, I'd urge you to take the opportunity to explain truthfully what was going on.

My parents taught me where babies really come from (with a medically accurate children's book about it) as soon as I asked where babies come from. I found it confusing and weird at the time but shrugged it off as a grown-up thing once they answered all my questions.

Stork stories and the like do more harm than good.

I don’t know for sure… but I would imagine most smart phones would have that ability. It’s in the same place that you’d input abbreviations that you want the phone to expand (I know “omw” was automatically programmed in mine to expand to “On my way!”, I never set it, since I generally don’t have to tell anyone that LOL).

Hunter1

Oh bless! 🫣

Were you under the covers??

Don't mention it to her, at all. If she brings it up, you were snuggling because you love each other. Easy enough. I promise, you feel far more weird than she does. She won't be traumatized.

Just to make you laugh, when my son was 4, we had the door locked, and I swear to you - he picked the lock with a penny instead of knocking! Aren't the little suckers just The Best?!?

Hmm… that would certainly be interesting… LOL!

I'm not being funny. Rape isn't funny. Is rape culture a joke to you? My ancestors died because of people like you.

ahahaha I forgot about the video part! very true!

Dicks fly together

What type? A mallard? Or a little rubber on?

I mean I gather you're trying to be funny? But you raised a good point, I was actually concerned that she didn't explicitly say yes. However I did reassure her that I would stop if she felt uncomfortable.

This too shall pass. My Tiger Balm story...

I was dating this woman, and one night early on she asked for a shoulder massage. We had not been... together yet, at this point in the relationship. Figuring I am going to deliver the best massage ever, I grab my Tiger Balm from my gym bag. After about 10 minutes the massage takes a very adult turn. I in my excitement completely forget during the kissing/clothing removal that my hands are covered in the stuff, and once my underwear is off, I proceed to do what is a normal sexy-time thing for me - start stroking my shit in preparation for whatever is next.

What was next was like 15 minutes of burning dick skin, and the end of sexy time. Lesson learned, if a massage has ANY CHANCE of going further, no Tiger Balm.

Even user itself was deleted. I guess a combination of this and her inbox blowing up by horny kids wanting to see the video.

I'm certain that whatever happens, it will all work out.

Absolute worst case scenario and your child turns out to be eidetic, she'll carry the role model of your marriage with her into adulthood.

NAP is an acronym, Naughty Adult Play

hey, it's gone. You were right. haha

oh and profile gone. We did it girls and boys! lol

Our hope is that if we make the incident inconsequential by not giving it any extra attention if she never brings it up, or if she does ask then we give very simple age appropriate answers and act unbothered, then hopefully it will just fade from her memory from being unimportant to her

Well, you've raped her, no doubts about that. Enthusiastic affirmative consent is needed and she didn't give it. Just because she clearly enjoyed herself and wanted this to go on doesn't excuse your problematic behavior. Your only recourse is to immediately transition so you can claim to be higher on the progressive stack and thus she will become the oppressor. I'm so sorry she victimized you like that. Young girls like yourself face so many hurdles.

TIL having fun with your daughter is not something a father should do.

The foundation of trust that she will act safely and responsibly comes from first observing her acting safely and responsibly in a controlled setting

When you stop caring what other people think it's a lot easier to get your own mind out of your way.

The steps of raising a child to do something responsibly

1. No you don't have the tools necessary
2. Modeling and building the tool set
3. Supervised activity (you get to do it but i observe and we discuss your goals and how well you're moving towards them) and i step in when i need to protect you
4. Okay I'm here if you need me