Intimate hugging? 🤣💀

Fair. It makes me glad to know that you're not hiding truth from your kid, it sucks when adults do that for like no reason. Kids can handle a lot of information better than adults think.

But yes, I totally understand that you wouldn't want your kid to see that xD

Dude, she didn't punch you in the dick so calm down ok? Everything is good.

Definitely an IT problem. Prompt message should have been clearer, communication should have been sent prior to 2FA activation, and helpdesk should have been coached for when people are locked out.

Source: I'm head of IT at my work.

It was not wet enough i think

Very high probability it won't register in a young child's mind as anything traumatic, unless exposed to very graphic view. They just don't have any context for that stuff so no significance to them.

We may have to get old but we can be immature forever!

Clearly you are not a guy who has had vaginal/anal sex.

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Any chance you got an accident plan?

also that is your your fault at all - your aunt fucked up by failing to raise her child properly

Casual is probably my best option. Thanks for the advice!

Well, you have two choices:

1. Never persue it. If she ends up getting a bf and taking to you about their relationship physical and otherwise, would that make you jealous? Or you good with that?
2. Going for a romantic relationship with a best friend usually ends one of two ways: together forever, or no longer friends. There is also a small chance you could either still be friends afterwards or you found a rare opportunity for a casual relationship.

Hard to tell. GL either way.

500ml of water and 1 banana first thing in the morning flushed everything out of my system

Ugh, ig there's no way to tell.

No, they died because of people like you. I tried helping you, but right wingers like you are just beyond help.

Could very well be. If so, lucky you.

Is that not just a close friend kind of trust?

Howard The

I got "surprised" this way when I was younger, it barely got in before I was basically climbing up the wall to get away because it hurt so bad. I guess everyone is different

Massage, see my tattoo (and letting you pull her hoodie up/pants down), and I'm sure she noticed the boob swipe but didn't say anything.

But, up to you if you want to risk sabotaging that bf relationship.

Why did I get r/whoosh 'd? Am I missing really obvious shit? They know I'm straight, yes.

Only the ones of a feather.

Your ancestors died for you to sit around and play Warhammer. As a Warhammer player I think taking your advice on women would be a poor decision.

When i wanted to go on the computer (and my brother used it already for a couple of hours) i asked my mother. For me it was absolutely irrelevant what they where doing

Now i know why they asked me almost every time to knock first

Now i think it is a funny memory, but i dont think my mother things this way too

Yes, that’s generally our approach. We tell her the truth in an age appropriate way and use the correct terminology for what body parts are called. I don’t feel it does anyone any favors to be raised overly sheltered and especially to have biologically/medically important information kept a secret in a way that makes it seem shameful. But, uh, we definitely didn’t want her to see that.