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RecycledExistence t1_j1b8yr2 wrote
Reply to comment by ShortCartographers in TIFU by not locking the door to the bedroom… by ShortCartographers
It’s just life. She’ll forget and move on. As long as you got her the milk, of course. 😂
DcikHurtzer t1_j1b8yjz wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway20029188818 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
From my experience this person laid it out very well. I’m a male and older. Always be gentle and caring unless they ask you to not be. You’re young enough that you’re going to have more awkward experiences. Enjoy them because later you’ll look back fondly on all of them. I can promise you this.
UWAIN t1_j1b8u3w wrote
Reply to comment by MrsRossGeller in TIFU by not locking the door to the bedroom… by ShortCartographers
That's great 🤣
Our son walked in on me doing the same but he was about 5. We were just happy that we knew he'd forget in approximately 8 seconds. I think I'd pay for some form of memory wiping hypnosis if he'd been 16 😂😂
theduck08 t1_j1b576g wrote
Reply to TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
What is this the r/Singapore backrooms?
za419 t1_j1b47ov wrote
Reply to comment by cdm014 in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage
Your trust in her, perhaps. You should trust her anyway though - She's your daughter, you probably know her better than anyone and frankly if she's already untrustworthy by the time she's on the internet then you've either majorly screwed her up or you're being awfully bad about not letting her use a computer.
The more important trust, that you need to establish with her during the adolescent years where she's figuring out how the world works and where she fits in it, is her trust in you. That's not something that exists just because of DNA, contrary to many subpar parents expectations - It exists because you show her that she can trust you.
And again - trust is a two way street. The first step to her trusting you is you trusting her.
Otie1983 t1_j1b3vc6 wrote
Reply to comment by DeadlyShaving in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage
Enjoy! It’s a fun one for sure! Just avoid using the entire first book of the Iliad unless you’re goal is crashing the phone 🤣
k9moonmoon t1_j1b204t wrote
Reply to comment by Scarecrow314159 in TIFU by not locking the door to the bedroom… by ShortCartographers
According to the post, they are both men, so that might make the "where babies come from" story in this context a little more confusing.
throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j1b0ad5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
I guess so
bibbiddybobbidyboo t1_j1azx2f wrote
Reply to comment by kelsey0054 in TIFU by not locking the door to the bedroom… by ShortCartographers
That is so adorable
Redbeard4006 t1_j1azchb wrote
I think anyone who needed to be asked before they offered me replacement cost of the laptop in a situation like that would be barred from ever setting foot in my house again.
Redbeard4006 t1_j1ays6d wrote
Reply to comment by Dog_in_human_costume in TIFU by leaving a laptop in harms way by Dog_in_human_costume
Are you fucking kidding me? I can't believe you would even have to ask.
[deleted] t1_j1ay6f8 wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway20029188818 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
A girl ain’t going to show your her lower back tattoo and let you rub on her like that unless she’s also probably down
MrsRossGeller t1_j1ay607 wrote
No worries.
My 16 year old daughter walked in on me giving my husband a blow job.
Your kids won’t know or remember.
Mine will 100%. I told her I’d pay for therapy 😂😂
freebat23 t1_j1axs7r wrote
Reply to comment by ShortCartographers in TIFU by not locking the door to the bedroom… by ShortCartographers
i've heard "snuggling" usually does the trick. i doubt she'll remember it too well though haha
rotating_pebble t1_j1axooz wrote
Reply to comment by H-005 in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage
Lol, I have plenty of fun with my daughter that doesn’t involve invading her privacy and changing all her phone numbers. That’s just childish
throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j1ax1i5 wrote
Reply to comment by BadSantasBeard in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Thanks bro!
throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j1awyg4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Is it not just what friends do?
[deleted] t1_j1aurhv wrote
My guy is getting all the signs thrown at him and he still doesn’t reciprocate
BadSantasBeard t1_j1atlik wrote
She couldn’t telegraph more that she’s into you if she actually sent you a telegram. Have a talk with her and tell her how you feel.
AndrewNB411 t1_j1ar7rz wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway20029188818 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Take your time and do an an activity that tends to lead to clear thinking for you. Drawing. Yoga. Running. Etc.
It really isn’t a big deal if you do have feelings for her. It’s something that happens between friends at times in life. The important thing is you don’t let it corrupt the relationship you have cultivated thus far. Clear communication is the best way to prevent this.
It’s very difficult to tell from a one sided perspective of a single moment, but I would guess that she has some level of feelings for you too. Talk it out and don’t rush things.
Col__Hunter_Gathers t1_j1ar5xt wrote
Reply to comment by keyser90 in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage
Well I know what I'm going to update it to now.
Thanks for the inspiration :)
raineybot24 t1_j1ar3q0 wrote
Reply to comment by furiousfran in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage
Why would they make him gay?
gathermewool t1_j1aqw2v wrote
My son asks questions about EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME. He caught a glimpse of something similar and has never brought it up since. My wife even made a comment a while later that wouldn’t be TOO leading and he didn’t pick up on it. I honestly think he just saw nakedness and nothing else.
ReformedScholastic t1_j1aqukq wrote
Reply to comment by Only1Napkin in TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
I thought it might be Andrew at first, tbh.
[deleted] t1_j1b93fr wrote
Reply to comment by lordbrett10 in TIFU BY HOLDING IT IN by mymy0121
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