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lordbrett10 t1_j1c4c9i wrote

Reply to comment by mymy0121 in TIFU BY HOLDING IT IN by mymy0121

Squirting is triggered relative to your stimulation and a full bladder feeling. Most things that aid a woman in squirting are the same things that make a woman feel her bladder is full. Pillow under the small of the back, pressure on the lower abdomen, stimulation relational to spot or bladder region. It's about being forced to have uncontrolled release and then the dopamine you get from it. It could happen in 20 seconds for some, but I absolutely hear ya, again IMO not a TIFU :P Don't worry about it!

It's more likely your panic system set in so you didn't get to enjoy it nearly as much as you can if you relax, just as with any erotic experience. If you don't relax and get into it it won't be the same. That said, be assured technically, you squirted. Maybe with a full bladder, so to you, it more just felt like pissing, but it's pretty normal, and some women will do it quite a lot to the point a waterproof bedcover is a norm. So don't feel shame or shy is my point. Even if it was piss, fuck it honestly lol; in the end, sex can be a bit messy squirting comes from the bladder if someone makes you orgasm hard, he is likely gonna make you squirt a little, just comes with the territory. That said this is gotten more "detailed" than I would like to risk on a Reddit post, and the only aim to inform and assure, my job is here done! ~Fin

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Andyk688 t1_j1bqdg1 wrote

Reply to TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups

My god have you ever used tiger balm before lol??? What did you think was going to happen??? It’s so powerful lol. Other powerful things not to use on your anus: listerine, chili peppers, hand sanitizer. Just in case u get any more horrible ideas lol

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thebearinboulder t1_j1bntww wrote

Reply to comment by crispy1989 in TIFU by leaving a laptop in harms way by Dog_in_human_costume

Or tell them that Christmas is canceled this year. The kid got on Santa’s naughty list. Tell the rest of the family - it’s this or court.

If they honestly do that and still didn’t have enough money let it go.

If they sneak in presents (a near certainty) then you can go nuclear. The kid fucked up, there was a natural way to teach him a critical life lesson, and they blew it. So the ADULTS made their own choices where to spend their money - and it wasn’t repaying their debts.

At a minimum you can ban them from your property. They have no right to complain if they don’t respect your very real property rights.

Edit for clarity - the money they would have used for gifts goes to you instead for the computer. If they repay you in full he can still get gifts with any remaining money. If they don’t pay in full AND the brat still gets gifts then there’s a problem.

A nasty variant is that he still gets gifts from extended family - but then has to hand them over to you.

In either case once you’re fully compensated he can get the laptop. It’s only fair, plus the older grades may have classes that can try replacing the keyboard for just the cost of the hardware.

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