The second option seems more likely. But yeah thanks for the advice!

Dunno seems like I kinda fucked up on my part. What's a better sub for this?

I'm not?

Best friend. The "s" is to differentiate between that and boyfriend.

Awful idea but it might work.

It was just kinda there in my lap. I didn't really know how to react, it's what felt natural.

So not moving too quickly was a good option here? And I kinda played things out in the best way?

This comment is so underrated😂

>I was never tempted so much to hit a child...

While it is a good thing you didn't do it, I totally understand that feeling. What a little shit. His parents are doing him a disservice and this is all their fault, but it also makes you and other people suffer.

Good on you for taking no shit from the kid. Sue them, no matter how much it may impact "family relationships".

A 3,5 year old girl seeing gay sex? Yep girl is traumatized for life.

Even I would be traumatized if I saw it

Yes because we live far apart

You guys do the christmas dinner 4 days in advance ?

That’s a long paragraph. I’m sorry for your loss

Because everyone know that girls will always let any guy touch their left boob, the girl was being very calculating. If it was the right boob I’d say OP was easily in a good spot but the left boob is so ambiguous /s

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Speaking as a woman.. If I ask a guy to give me a back massage, it's almost never because my back hurts. lol

Well judging by your story there's two possible explanations here

1. She likes you and the message was a "hint" even showing you her ass tattoo I mean man that's really private stuff
2. She just comfortable enough and trusted you enough to know that you won't try anything and knows you touched her boob by accident so it's OK don't worry man

Just talk to her if you want or see if her behaviour changes towards you

that's so cute!

"doing something with dad"

I mean, I just meant that they could explain what intercourse is

But yes, I guess I derped a bit on that one lol because that's not where babies come from xD

It's just pee. Could have been worse. And considering squirting is so damn close to peeing, I think you would find a majority of men would not care if you pee on them during or even outside of sex. Shit is a whole other story.

I have never in my life met a guy who stopped banging a girl because she "peed on me".

Struggling to see the fuck up. This all seems totally normal and respectful and just completely posted in the wrong sub.

If you maybe lost your friendship over it... Then I could see it being a fuck up.

ur gay so what would it matter?

WHAT THE FUCK IS "BSF"?

Hey, just wondering: at what point do fractional years change from number of months to decimal months?