Recent comments in /f/tifu
crazyhopelessguy t1_j1d7265 wrote
I hope you get together. Those cheesy hallmark movies are my dirty little seceret and this sounds kinda like one!
Honestly though if you work well together why don't you date? Imagine the rent you would save if you lived together. Having a built in DD is really nice. If you work together you would save on gas. Also imagine all the movie watching you could do. Movie watching alone is ok but it's better with someone else.
You would have someone who couldn't just leave when you told a bad joke or had a really stinky fact. He could make you soup when your sick.
Saying all that you should just get married already! Lol
LessRemoved t1_j1d6xmb wrote
Sounds like both of you have the same unspoken feelings. Why not set boundaries and explore it together?
Johncamp28 t1_j1d6vs8 wrote
Reply to comment by DrZenRoot in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Is that the same with the left vagina?
—— The Sex The Sex Haver
Critical-Echo-923 t1_j1d6thb wrote
epic ! thanks for sharing
Apollo_3249 t1_j1d6gar wrote
Grow up lol
justl00kingthrowaway t1_j1d6e80 wrote
Thank God for tdlr because I didn't have to waste my time reading an anticlimactic TIFU.
Uriel_dArc_Angel t1_j1d6bp4 wrote
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
I'm not gonna lie...That's the best thing I've heard in the last week...
My girl and I would have had an epic laugh about that after we both figured out what happened...
That's super funny...
I hope she's not actually mad at you...If anything it was an innocent, extremely funny mistake...
NeedsWit t1_j1d62yh wrote
Reply to comment by ShortCartographers in TIFU by not locking the door to the bedroom… by ShortCartographers
No need to be horrified. She'll ask about whatever she saw, if anything.
throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j1d5yin wrote
Reply to comment by SpaceTimeBurrito in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Ok ok ok.
DrZenRoot t1_j1d5vv0 wrote
Reply to comment by Johncamp28 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
The left boob is the gay one.
SpaceTimeBurrito t1_j1d4oe6 wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway20029188818 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Oh yeah lol. Most definitely. Shoot your shot, buddy!
Sarcastic-pickle2 OP t1_j1d3dwq wrote
Reply to comment by Adolf_Einstein_007 in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
I don't know how to find the link but here is the post
My aunt and her ex boyfriend broke up a few months ago. I thought they were done. They had some really bad fights and decided to end things. I always thought he was hot but I never said or did anything but after they broke up I thought why not? We only did it once. After a while they got back together. I didn't think much of it but now they are fcking engaged. My aunt doesn't know about us and it's so fcking weird for him to be my uncle. He is literally avoiding me and everyone is getting suspicious about why we can't even stay in the same room. If my aunt finds out she is gonna hate me
Btw I'm 18 he is 31
TL;DR : I slept with my aunts ex thinking they were done but now they are back together and are engaged. My aunt doesn't know and if she finds out she is gonna hate me and probably break up with him again
Adolf_Einstein_007 t1_j1d2m9i wrote
Drop a link of the previous post ?!
Barcata t1_j1d2eom wrote
Your feelings are completely valid.
However, you're totally fine. This is very mild as far as general interactions go between drunk people.
davidgrayPhotography t1_j1d1olp wrote
Reply to comment by k9moonmoon in TIFU by not locking the door to the bedroom… by ShortCartographers
I like to think that in gay relationships, Sir Ian McKellen shows up at your doorstep dressed as Gandalf. He invites himself in and presents the parents with a child over a nice cup of tea. There is no question of where the kid came from, no question of Sir Ian dressed as Gandalf just showing up on your doorstep. There is just a pleasant cup of tea, a child is handed over, and Gandalf just walks out the door
Psaterz t1_j1d0msk wrote
He probably lied about not remembering because you started being weird about it. Sounds like if you want things to stay the same, leave it alone and continue as you have been. If you liked it and would like more from him, tell him or ask him out.
dai-the-flu t1_j1d0kv4 wrote
You took care of a drunk friend while also drunk(which more people should do), watched a movie, and only woke up cuddling. The fact that you work together is a bit weird, but it’s not like you tried to assault him. You’re overthinking it a bit. Just talk to him and establish some boundaries for next time.
[deleted] t1_j1czwpv wrote
Reply to comment by XavierHigdon in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
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santac45 t1_j1czoyv wrote
You're good, doesn't seem like any boundaries were crossed.
bothsidesofthemoon t1_j1cyuq3 wrote
Reply to comment by Rylanpien in Tifu by playing porn at the max volume by Rylanpien
That's probably for the best.
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WhiteLama t1_j1cy85t wrote
Core memory unlocked.
throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j1cxro5 wrote
Reply to comment by Mdly68 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Thanks for the advice!
throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j1cxnvy wrote
Reply to comment by SpaceTimeBurrito in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Oh. More of a subtle way to make a move?
Illumini24 t1_j1d73g8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by sleeping with a friend. And I mean just sleeping by PassengerNumerous607
Based on your story, you guys like each other, and just haven't realized it properly yet. You are really great friends and apparently have some physical connection as well, so I say go for it.