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crazyhopelessguy t1_j1d7265 wrote

I hope you get together. Those cheesy hallmark movies are my dirty little seceret and this sounds kinda like one!

Honestly though if you work well together why don't you date? Imagine the rent you would save if you lived together. Having a built in DD is really nice. If you work together you would save on gas. Also imagine all the movie watching you could do. Movie watching alone is ok but it's better with someone else.

You would have someone who couldn't just leave when you told a bad joke or had a really stinky fact. He could make you soup when your sick.

Saying all that you should just get married already! Lol

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Uriel_dArc_Angel t1_j1d6bp4 wrote

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

I'm not gonna lie...That's the best thing I've heard in the last week...

My girl and I would have had an epic laugh about that after we both figured out what happened...

That's super funny...

I hope she's not actually mad at you...If anything it was an innocent, extremely funny mistake...

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Sarcastic-pickle2 OP t1_j1d3dwq wrote

I don't know how to find the link but here is the post

My aunt and her ex boyfriend broke up a few months ago. I thought they were done. They had some really bad fights and decided to end things. I always thought he was hot but I never said or did anything but after they broke up I thought why not? We only did it once. After a while they got back together. I didn't think much of it but now they are fcking engaged. My aunt doesn't know about us and it's so fcking weird for him to be my uncle. He is literally avoiding me and everyone is getting suspicious about why we can't even stay in the same room. If my aunt finds out she is gonna hate me

Btw I'm 18 he is 31

TL;DR : I slept with my aunts ex thinking they were done but now they are back together and are engaged. My aunt doesn't know and if she finds out she is gonna hate me and probably break up with him again

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davidgrayPhotography t1_j1d1olp wrote

I like to think that in gay relationships, Sir Ian McKellen shows up at your doorstep dressed as Gandalf. He invites himself in and presents the parents with a child over a nice cup of tea. There is no question of where the kid came from, no question of Sir Ian dressed as Gandalf just showing up on your doorstep. There is just a pleasant cup of tea, a child is handed over, and Gandalf just walks out the door

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