Recent comments in /f/tifu
throwaway995003 OP t1_j1dgkp9 wrote
Reply to comment by _coffee_ in TIFU by eating my pasta wrong by throwaway995003
That is such a good question. I have issues. Would love someone to want me. But that kinda mindset gets you these guys. Never had a good relationship. Don't even know what that looks like. Guess I'm taking what I can get. Or subconsciously think I deserve.
jammer84044 t1_j1dgkfs wrote
Reply to Tifu by playing porn at the max volume by Rylanpien
So you still ate dinner after your grandma had a heart attack? Sounds made up
thehazycat t1_j1dgj0k wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating my pasta wrong by throwaway995003
please let this man leave you or leave him yourself. i’ve shat turds that could treat you better than that.
XOIIO t1_j1dgd1i wrote
>automatic headlights
Please check if your tail lights actually come on at night, I see so many people in newer cars that drive around with no taillights and are absolutely clueless to external stimulus to try and tell them they aren't on.
_coffee_ t1_j1dfytj wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating my pasta wrong by throwaway995003
Explain to me exactly why you'd want to be in a relationship with that person.
Seriously, why?
unique_plastique t1_j1dfxmo wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating my pasta wrong by throwaway995003
I got bpd too babes we know how this goes PLEASE do not see this man again
Greatnesstro t1_j1dfv0y wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating my pasta wrong by throwaway995003
Sounds like this is more of a bullet dodged then any fucking up on your part.
throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j1dfts1 wrote
Reply to comment by DcikHurtzer in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Well perhaps I should offer that then...
OkVolume1 t1_j1dfn3x wrote
Reply to comment by Sarcastic-pickle2 in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
31 should never go into 18. That's not good math.
Reddit-username_here t1_j1dfl19 wrote
Reply to comment by plaaplaaplaaplaa in TIFU by sleeping with a friend. And I mean just sleeping by PassengerNumerous607
>So a woman woke up at morning having her co-worker and really close friend in her bed cudling her after a night full of consensual flirting and touching and she doesn’t even remember inviting him to the bed
No. No boundaries were crossed.
Hawthorne_Abendsen t1_j1dffta wrote
Now kith
DcikHurtzer t1_j1dffqp wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway20029188818 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
I should add as I was growing up I found out some woman love boob massages. Yes I know it seems like “omg this is real! There is a god!”
BloodSpades t1_j1dfcvn wrote
Yeah, you fucked up, but honestly it sounds like your aunt dodged a bullet by ditching his predatory ass if he was so quick to jump in bed with a barely legal kid. Also, your family SUCKS if they’re getting mad at you and not the asshole that should have been old enough to know better and make wiser decisions. Disgusting behavior on their part honestly….
Reddit-username_here t1_j1dezff wrote
Relax homie.
throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j1deuqi wrote
Reply to comment by DcikHurtzer in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Ok thanks for all the advice.
DcikHurtzer t1_j1deq6b wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway20029188818 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Pretty much. It’s complex. You will learn as you go. Sometimes it’s unspoken agreement. Kinda like her showing that tattoo. That was a slight invitation allowing more at a slow pace. Again it’s difficult but you will figure it out as you experience more with others. It would be worth it to talk to her but be soft with the conversation as to not make her feel cornered. She seems Into you. Don’t be scared but be cautious and caring.
throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j1dep1l wrote
Reply to comment by Kcnflman in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
I mean I know I'm not. But do explain?
Critical-Echo-923 t1_j1deng9 wrote
Reply to comment by iagolavor in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
split is split
nobody has the right to dictate what other people do after they ended a relationship
it seems like the aunt realizes this
Teufel1987 OP t1_j1dekb1 wrote
Reply to comment by Uriel_dArc_Angel in TIFU by remote-locking my wife inside my car by Teufel1987
Nah. She saw the funny side of it really quickly, hence the announcements of locking the car
TigzyGee t1_j1def8k wrote
OMG this is gold!!! I'd like to know what car it is being all this super fancy, hopefully not a Tesla though since I still love my gas guzzlers 🤣🤣🤣
Kcnflman t1_j1ded5n wrote
I think you’re gay, sorry.
themysteryoflogic t1_j1de9tj wrote
I. Am. D E C E A S E D.
Critical-Echo-923 t1_j1de6a8 wrote
Reply to comment by Sarcastic-pickle2 in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
no, you have to put them in their place
dont ruin ur life in hoping for something that will never happen, you will never have the same relationships again
and if you do not stand ur ground they will walk allover you for the rest of your life
ur an adult now, act like one if you want respect
Omnizoom t1_j1de19i wrote
Did you try to have sex with him? Force yourself on him? Do any crappy behaviour? No
You took care of a drunk friend , and you ended up cuddling together , if you both are very adamantly against being touchy with people and this is someone you both don’t feel that barrier with maybe you should put some consideration into that when going to talk about it over lunch
Overall I’d say your fine , maybe you both subconsciously have feelings for each other but are both too oblivious or unable to understand those feelings
Sarcastic-pickle2 OP t1_j1dgwk3 wrote
Reply to comment by BloodSpades in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
They are mad at him a lot more than they are mad at me Also I know my family. They'll be mad at me for a while and then they'll forgive me