Recent comments in /f/tifu
crazyhopelessguy t1_j1ekpjc wrote
Reply to comment by PassengerNumerous607 in TIFU by sleeping with a friend. And I mean just sleeping by PassengerNumerous607
I need closure on how you're meeting with him went!
ShortCartographers OP t1_j1ekbyd wrote
Reply to comment by ladycatgirl in TIFU by not locking the door to the bedroom… by ShortCartographers
Past 2yrs we started to say years. Under 2yrs we say months. It's what their doctors do and other parents we've come across in play groups. Maybe it's a regional thing.
ShortCartographers OP t1_j1ejykb wrote
Reply to comment by davidgrayPhotography in TIFU by not locking the door to the bedroom… by ShortCartographers
I can neither confirm nor deny. You know how those NDA's are... Keep It Secret. Keep It Safe.
ShortCartographers OP t1_j1ejkjt wrote
Reply to comment by mr78rpm in TIFU by not locking the door to the bedroom… by ShortCartographers
At 2 years old we switched from months to years. Babies do a lot of growing in 24 months so it conveys developmental milestones by giving months even past 1yr of age; a 12 month old will be very different from a 23 month old but both would be 1yr olds. It’s too complicated to try and do decimals for each month past 12mo, for example a 13 month old would be 1.08 years, but no one talks like that. Past 2yrs, once she reached the 1/2 way then I add it on for 2.5 until she’s 3, etc. Past 5 years the 1/2’s probably aren’t necessary any longer, then we can just say 5, 6, 7…
IanFoxOfficial t1_j1eiz4v wrote
I really don't see the fuckup.
Nothing happened.
The alcohol made you both loose, and even then nothing happened.
Spider222222 t1_j1eirq4 wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway20029188818 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Cool all the best to you man although the ass thing makes it sus but you do what you feel won't hurt your relationship and is better for you
stanflam t1_j1eio8i wrote
Reply to comment by Greatnesstro in TIFU by eating my pasta wrong by throwaway995003
ditto; I wouldn't be with someone who complains about the way I eat pasta lmao
Sarcastic-pickle2 OP t1_j1eiisc wrote
Reply to comment by AjahnAnarchy in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
Why you think she is gonna poison me or something?😂
unsung_hero88 t1_j1eibsy wrote
Damn OP you’re a hoe. Jesus Christ!
Rusty1031 t1_j1ei36c wrote
Reply to comment by Sarcastic-pickle2 in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
Just…please make good decisions for yourself or you’ll never be happy. You’re worth so much more than you think you are.
AjahnAnarchy t1_j1ehtw1 wrote
Reply to comment by XavierHigdon in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
This does not look good on the 40k community, bruh.
nacari0 t1_j1ehmtb wrote
Reply to comment by Sarcastic-pickle2 in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
Okay my bad but still rough to throw u out of the house like that. Anyway the fault lies at this other guy in his 30s for making it awkward after the deed, so much can be solved when ppl just talk
AjahnAnarchy t1_j1ehmhi wrote
You’re staying with the aunt whose marriage you just helped ruin?
Not smart.
Squigglepig52 t1_j1efbc1 wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway995003 in TIFU by eating my pasta wrong by throwaway995003
I have BPD, myself, I know how easy it is to get caught up in bad ideas.
I didn't intend to sound mean, it was more a "Oh, holy fuck, this is a bad idea!".
Sarcastic-pickle2 OP t1_j1ef75k wrote
Reply to comment by nacari0 in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
No my dad would never make me homeless he knew my aunt would take me in. He loves me too much to do that to me
whatissevenbysix t1_j1edtah wrote
Just fuck him already.
datDANKie t1_j1edjy6 wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway20029188818 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
they think u are
nacari0 t1_j1ec9x1 wrote
Whats wrong with ur dad? Kicking out his own daughter like that, making her homeless. Shame on him.
eddiepaperhands t1_j1eatqc wrote
Just fuck him already.
Electronic-Most-9285 t1_j1eaj19 wrote
Reply to comment by YT-Basilisk in TIFU by sleeping with a friend. And I mean just sleeping by PassengerNumerous607
Hahaha. As nice as these 2 sound they seem a bit too high strung.....but thats the logical conclusion right.
cikanman t1_j1eaa4w wrote
Reply to comment by Teufel1987 in TIFU by remote-locking my wife inside my car by Teufel1987
That was my take that your wife clearly has a decent sense of humor. Sadly you will be receiving that acknowledgment call for a LOOONNNNNGGG Time
throwaway995003 OP t1_j1e98kq wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by eating my pasta wrong by throwaway995003
Right... that's a good point.
throwaway995003 OP t1_j1e8yb4 wrote
Reply to comment by Squigglepig52 in TIFU by eating my pasta wrong by throwaway995003
You're right. I was doing well cutting back on drinking and never getting high until I started seeing him. So yeah, that's not a great idea for someone with bpd either.
RUNdoneDIDit t1_j1e8j8x wrote
Reply to comment by thewebspinner in TIFU by sleeping with a friend. And I mean just sleeping by PassengerNumerous607
Story time!!
AjahnAnarchy t1_j1ekr0f wrote
Reply to comment by Sarcastic-pickle2 in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
Probably not. From her perspective probably, you saved her from a sketch dude. Look out for yourself though, selfish people like that guy don’t care what problems they cause you or the people you care about.