Recent comments in /f/tifu
Evening_Wing_998 t1_j1hrfyv wrote
Why did you think that was a good idea in the first place though. You’re stupid ass game when you are stupid ass prize merry fucking Christmas
mytabbykitty t1_j1hoahe wrote
My child is almost an adult child so maybe I’m just getting old… I knew the eggplant was used as a penis but I figured the eggplant was a context emoji… like it’s just an eggplant when the context of the chat is food…. Or when you’re emoji spamming someone.
Sad-Giraffe9686 t1_j1ho9cw wrote
Reply to TIFU in giving a presentation today which was a part of my Ph.D. evaluation. by askingrytquestions
What is medication name?
Dmac09 t1_j1hnwlc wrote
Damn, it’s wrong enough to sleep with a best friend’s ex, let alone a bed friend’s ex fiancé. But sleeping with a family members ex fiancé? That’s pretty wild and I’m at a loss how one even ends up there lol
-Chris-V- t1_j1hmvr4 wrote
Reply to comment by PassengerNumerous607 in TIFU by sleeping with a friend. And I mean just sleeping by PassengerNumerous607
So, how was lunch?
[deleted] t1_j1hk658 wrote
Reply to comment by Coco_Dirichlet in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
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cstmoore t1_j1hhp7u wrote
Reply to comment by impairedblur in TIFU by leaving a laptop in harms way by Dog_in_human_costume
This is the correct answer.
OkVolume1 t1_j1hec04 wrote
Why do we even have an eggplant emoji other than for sexy talk?
NoMalarkyZone t1_j1he2qn wrote
Reply to comment by dai-the-flu in TIFU by sleeping with a friend. And I mean just sleeping by PassengerNumerous607
Or just go ahead and bang already
NeedsWit t1_j1hdq85 wrote
Reply to comment by ferndeer in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
Nonsense, OP is 18 and adult.
Skiller0Dani t1_j1hchq2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating my pasta wrong by throwaway995003
I think what you mean is TIFU by dating an alcoholic. End sentence. Break up with him.
rhymes_with_snoop t1_j1hc7ml wrote
Reply to comment by Sarcastic-pickle2 in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
It's also shitty of your dad to put your aunt in that position, making her choose between living with the person that helped torpedo her life or leaving her niece to fend for herself on the streets. It shouldn't be left to your aunt to punish you or take care of you after this, and if your dad figured she would let you in and thought his anger at what you did was more valid than her anger at actually being the wronged party, he sounds insufferable.
Tl;dr: your dad's a dick, and not just to you.
q_t_puella t1_j1hb115 wrote
ima lose so much karma for this but he deserves it for supporting a rapist and paedophile and being a homophobe
d4m1ty t1_j1h9lno wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating my pasta wrong by throwaway995003
Married into Italians.. they don't use a spoon.
That's for uncoordinated Americans.
[deleted] t1_j1h8glm wrote
Reply to comment by ferndeer in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
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marior012 t1_j1h894q wrote
How tf do people believe this dumb bs story? Just take a look at the username
gnarly_weedman t1_j1h7tiq wrote
Reply to comment by chico85t in TIFU by remote-locking my wife inside my car by Teufel1987
I ALWAYS left my headlights in auto mode in my previous car. Let my old man borrow it for a couple days, and he obviously didn’t like auto headlights and switched them off. Next time I drove after dark it took me embarrassingly long to realise I was driving dark. Felt like a major idiot, and realised how easy it is to become reliant on something to do something for me.
iforgor1105 t1_j1h6yjp wrote
Reply to comment by buwefy in TIFU by sleeping with a friend. And I mean just sleeping by PassengerNumerous607
except for people who die of aids
remixjuice t1_j1h665b wrote
Reply to comment by thehazycat in TIFU by eating my pasta wrong by throwaway995003
Those turds of yours... are any of them single?
throwaway995003 OP t1_j1h5wl0 wrote
Reply to comment by RetroReactiveRuckus in TIFU by eating my pasta wrong by throwaway995003
Fair. I don't want them wealthy.
throwaway995003 OP t1_j1h5ul2 wrote
Reply to comment by lexy-plexy in TIFU by eating my pasta wrong by throwaway995003
Ghosted by my last 2. Others won't call me back. I'm a hopeless cause. lol
onynixia t1_j1h58jg wrote
Reply to TIFU in giving a presentation today which was a part of my Ph.D. evaluation. by askingrytquestions
A percular question came to mind that was answered unknowingly as I finished reading this.
How high is too high?
Well...this...
chee_burger t1_j1h4ha0 wrote
Reply to comment by PassengerNumerous607 in TIFU by sleeping with a friend. And I mean just sleeping by PassengerNumerous607
I'm glad it worked out for you. But yeah, I still don't find it a big deal. Also sleeping together with anyone no matter how good a friend you are is never a good idea. Even if there's nothing sexual happening. It's trouble waiting to happen
FrankenPaul t1_j1h4c4j wrote
Reply to TIFU in giving a presentation today which was a part of my Ph.D. evaluation. by askingrytquestions
Learn from this situation. Be grateful that you passed. However, ensure that you are kind to yourself and work on your well-being minus any medication to help you get through tough times.
Focus on techniques that improve your well-being. E.g. box breathing, a walk outdoors or meditation.
When you have important tasks or duties, reassure yourself by speaking to yourself. E.g "nothing in life is permanent, this feeling I have right now will pass, and I will feel better."
FYI, I am a scientist with a PhD. Had a lot of life experience - just sharing some pearls of wisdom.
throwaway20029188818 OP t1_j1hrlqy wrote
Reply to comment by neighborhooddick in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
Plenty of people know what that means. Just coz you're out of the loop, doesn't mean everyone else is.