Recent comments in /f/tifu
AgentDouble1 t1_j1jvdpp wrote
Reply to comment by vrenak in TIFU by not knowing what wrapping paper should look like. by Waldo233
My comment wasn’t aggressive, I’m just saying you can look at the tweet and see the paper.
vrenak t1_j1jv5lf wrote
Reply to comment by AgentDouble1 in TIFU by not knowing what wrapping paper should look like. by Waldo233
Tweet wasn't posted when I asked though...
AgentDouble1 t1_j1jur91 wrote
Reply to comment by vrenak in TIFU by not knowing what wrapping paper should look like. by Waldo233
If you look at the tweet it does look like a pretty tame but still Christmas-like paper.
SurrealGirl t1_j1ju1sv wrote
It's really not that unusual I've known people to do that in a pinch.
luke_530 t1_j1jsqlq wrote
Reply to comment by PassengerNumerous607 in TIFU by sleeping with a friend. And I mean just sleeping by PassengerNumerous607
Agreed, I should have worded or different, but ya I can def see it from your perspective.
fleetoo1 t1_j1jrgww wrote
Reply to comment by scruffyfatguy in TIFU by asking about my wife's dog by scruffyfatguy
Think of it this way, if that godsend of a dog just accepted anyone then you wouldnt of had a chance because she would already of been snapped up. Haha puppers chose mums suiter
-Chris-V- t1_j1jp2ts wrote
Reply to comment by PancakeRule20 in TIFU by sending my kids the penis emoji thinking it was a vegetable by dazablue
With an emphasis on creepy!
PancakeRule20 t1_j1jnx6u wrote
Reply to comment by -Chris-V- in TIFU by sending my kids the penis emoji thinking it was a vegetable by dazablue
I was wondering if I misread something because that 3 yo would have been a creepy genius
magoomba92 t1_j1jnugy wrote
Reply to TIFU by asking about my wife's dog by scruffyfatguy
And this is why I always carry some doggie pepperoni in my pockets.
Garbageboy5011 OP t1_j1jnohi wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling my girlfriend the reason why we started dating was because she scared me by Garbageboy5011
it’s because I got called garbage boy on an old account and just thought it was funny.
IFaceMyselfAlone t1_j1jm2ia wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend the reason why we started dating was because she scared me by Garbageboy5011
She should be pleased. If you don't strike terror into a potential mate then you're doing it all wrong.
Also, seriously, what you said was after what she said and definitely no worse.
askingrytquestions OP t1_j1jltlb wrote
Reply to comment by FrankenPaul in TIFU in giving a presentation today which was a part of my Ph.D. evaluation. by askingrytquestions
thank u! I m also a STEM grad.
marie_malicious t1_j1jlhy4 wrote
Tbh, I think it looks better as wrapping paper anyway. I think it would've looked odd on a wall
SmartForASimpelton t1_j1jlc00 wrote
Reply to comment by Outrageous_Cod2194 in TIFU by asking about my wife's dog by scruffyfatguy
Dont need to be smart to have good instincts
Ascan7 t1_j1jkmfx wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend the reason why we started dating was because she scared me by Garbageboy5011
Introduce her to the term "scaroused"
Critical-Echo-923 t1_j1jjkge wrote
Reply to comment by Garbageboy5011 in TIFU by telling my girlfriend the reason why we started dating was because she scared me by Garbageboy5011
that does not exclude you liking her, maybe you were scared not to fuck it up, or of interactions in general
[deleted] t1_j1jivou wrote
PracticeAsleep t1_j1jil0w wrote
Reply to TIFU by asking about my wife's dog by scruffyfatguy
Had a bud who had a Great Dane. His philosophy was if the dog won't sniff it he wouldn't lick it. That dig sniffed every woman he brought home.
BigMikeSus t1_j1jgedc wrote
Reply to comment by askingrytquestions in TIFU in giving a presentation today which was a part of my Ph.D. evaluation. by askingrytquestions
So… three, right?
Outrageous_Cod2194 t1_j1jfywu wrote
Reply to comment by SmartForASimpelton in TIFU by asking about my wife's dog by scruffyfatguy
Yeah, but it isnt smart, thats my point
We see what we want to see in animals
vorticon_mafia t1_j1jdxvi wrote
Reply to comment by killedjoy in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
god i hope so too,and if not, i hope he snaps out of .....
gestures vaguely
that.
LorenzoStomp t1_j1jba1y wrote
Reply to comment by Galaxy413 in TIFU by saying that I wish I was gay by [deleted]
Pointed it out like mentioned the same flaw in your statement that you did in your post? If that's what happened, then they all processed that you said something mildly dumb (like seriously, it was a very mildly thoughtless statement. You weren't being insulting, just not thinking of the implications. Everybody does it sometimes), saw that you were embarrassed, and moved on. I'm assuming you wouldn't hold a similar statement against one of your guy friends ("I wish I was a woman so I could wear dresses!" "Really? Not sure a cute miniskirt is worth the sexual harassment and being passed over for promotions at work but go on."), right? You learned a lesson about thinking before speaking; there's no point in continually beating yourself up over it, just let the experience be your guide for the future. That's how people grow. Your friends don't hate you and probably forgot about it 5 min after it happened.
Seabassti0n t1_j1jaxoy wrote
Reply to comment by Garbageboy5011 in TIFU by telling my girlfriend the reason why we started dating was because she scared me by Garbageboy5011
Aye, treat her nice and I'm sure you two will work it out in the end. Good luck!
JedyKnight t1_j1jatow wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend the reason why we started dating was because she scared me by Garbageboy5011
Tell her to read this...or just make her find this. All will be better... You can actually tell her this in her face, but i Guess its more fun if she "finds out"
AutisticPenguin2 t1_j1jz7vu wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book by Choice_Ad9265
Reply with "I'll tell you when you're older". Give her a taste of her own medicine 😀